paulabnet

1. To be incoherent; hard to understand

2. To navigate awkwardly; move clumsily

"You see that guy talking to himself?" "yeah, he is acting paulabnet"

"Is that guy drunk?" "No, he is just being paulabnet."

paulabnet by RAR69 April 2, 2014

paulnet 

The state of having really slow internet that it is similar to the speed of one paul.

damn I got me some paulnet today , guess we're gonna have to watch game of thrones at your place tonight

paulnet by Sagathor1 December 30, 2017

Paulanergarten 

German slang for some a7a guy making things up in order to appear more interessting.

„Hey ich hab im Lotto gewonnen“
„Da hamma wieder deine Gschichtn aus‘m Paulanergarten“

Paulanergarten by Ahmed55555 January 6, 2019

Paulaner

When a story is clearly made-up.

Rebecca: My Son (3) said “Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don’t die.”

Jack: oh fuck off Rebecca he did not say that, that’s clearly a Paulaner!

Paulaner by Idkwnist June 18, 2018

Paulane 

Paulane is the most sweetest and charming person ever. She has the most weirdest laugh ever. A lot of friends trust her a lot.Shes not famous but shes not a loner if you know a Paulane dont let her go shes a keeper. Shes smart at every subject and she will help you no matter what. She knows whats best for her and you. Shes makes people laugh. If you have a girlfriend/bestfriend that is called Paulane then your lucky.

Paulane is the most important person in my life.

Paulane by Amy delara November 3, 2019

paulbettanyswife_ 

The most generous person ever and beautiful

Did you see paulbettanyswife_ on tiktok she very funny

paulbettanyswife_ by Utterlyd3stineee June 29, 2021

Paulbetatesting 

If a person called Paul Hendrich is testing beta software to stimulate his friends prostate

Omg my parcel will arrive later today. After it arrives it is #Paulbetatesting time

Paulbetatesting by Fiofuchs October 6, 2023