Paulaner

When a story is clearly made-up.

Rebecca: My Son (3) said “Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don’t die.”

Jack: oh fuck off Rebecca he did not say that, that’s clearly a Paulaner!

by Idkwnist June 18, 2018

paulaner

An outrageous story told by someone that did not in fact happen. Similar to "fake news".

Dude, did you hear about those girls that were tasered by the police for wearing wooly jumpers in July?

Didn't happen! That was a classic paulaner you were told!

by bortram May 9, 2018

Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten

A german sentenced that is used when you lie and its obvious

Person 1: I banged your Mom
Person 2: Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten

by SlangeYT December 30, 2023

Paulanergarten

German slang for some a7a guy making things up in order to appear more interessting.

„Hey ich hab im Lotto gewonnen“
„Da hamma wieder deine Gschichtn aus‘m Paulanergarten“

by Ahmed55555 January 6, 2019

paulneraf

Why the heck did you search this up there is no possible definition for this you turd!

Isaiah- hey tell me a joke

Nicole- okay how do you spell paulneraf?

Isaiah- what kinda sick joke is this... THAT NOT A FLIPPING WORD!!

by LOL PANDAS March 30, 2020

paulneraf

There’s no definition for this word. Why the heck are you searching this up? This is just a made up word that you thought existed well GUESS WHAT BUDDY IT DOESN'T SO DEAL WITH IT!

Isaiah- hey tell me a joke.

Nicole- okay spell out paulneraf..

Isaiah- THAT’S NOT EVEN A FREAKING WORD YOU SICKO. Also it’s not funny...

by LOL PANDAS March 30, 2020

Paulane

Paulane is the most sweetest and charming person ever. She has the most weirdest laugh ever. A lot of friends trust her a lot.Shes not famous but shes not a loner if you know a Paulane dont let her go shes a keeper. Shes smart at every subject and she will help you no matter what. She knows whats best for her and you. Shes makes people laugh. If you have a girlfriend/bestfriend that is called Paulane then your lucky.

Paulane is the most important person in my life.

by Amy delara November 3, 2019