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An outrageous story told by someone that did not in fact happen. Similar to "fake news".
Dude, did you hear about those girls that were tasered by the police for wearing wooly jumpers in July?

Didn't happen! That was a classic paulaner you were told!
paulaner by bortram May 9, 2018

Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten 

A german sentenced that is used when you lie and its obvious
Person 1: I banged your Mom
Person 2: Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten

Paulanergarten 

German slang for some a7a guy making things up in order to appear more interessting.
„Hey ich hab im Lotto gewonnen“
„Da hamma wieder deine Gschichtn aus‘m Paulanergarten“
Paulanergarten by Ahmed55555 January 6, 2019

paulneraf 

Why the heck did you search this up there is no possible definition for this you turd!
Isaiah- hey tell me a joke

Nicole- okay how do you spell paulneraf?

Isaiah- what kinda sick joke is this... THAT NOT A FLIPPING WORD!!
paulneraf by LOL PANDAS March 30, 2020

paulneraf 

There’s no definition for this word. Why the heck are you searching this up? This is just a made up word that you thought existed well GUESS WHAT BUDDY IT DOESN'T SO DEAL WITH IT!
Isaiah- hey tell me a joke.

Nicole- okay spell out paulneraf..

Isaiah- THAT’S NOT EVEN A FREAKING WORD YOU SICKO. Also it’s not funny...
paulneraf by LOL PANDAS March 30, 2020
Paulane is the most sweetest and charming person ever. She has the most weirdest laugh ever. A lot of friends trust her a lot.Shes not famous but shes not a loner if you know a Paulane dont let her go shes a keeper. Shes smart at every subject and she will help you no matter what. She knows whats best for her and you. Shes makes people laugh. If you have a girlfriend/bestfriend that is called Paulane then your lucky.
Paulane is the most important person in my life.
Paulane by Amy delara November 3, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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