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When an Irish man has sexual intercourse with a woman until he is about to cum, and then stops. The female then clinches her vagina to make the mans penis explode.

No longer only for the Irish, but received it name as it was traditionally preformed by Irish woman who no longer wanted children from their husband.

patty- Irish
mayonnaise- Because that is all that is left afterwards.

My wife said she doesn't want any more children, I am afraid if i do not get a vasectomy she will give me a patty mayonnaise.

patty mayonnaise by Loss Prevention Officer August 2, 2011

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patty mayonnaise

A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.

When Doug Funnie finally gets to go down on Patty Mayonnaise.

patty mayonnaise by Agent Kaniff July 23, 2007

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The Patty Mayonnaise

Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"

"I just got The Patty Mayonnaise"

The Patty Mayonnaise by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016

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fatty patty mayonnaise

a gurl wit a big nice shaped booty

shawty I was dancing with at the club last night had the fatty patty mayonnaise you know I took her home with me.

fatty patty mayonnaise by dee block March 10, 2008

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panty mayonnaise

thick,white, chunky substance found in the underwear of a sweaty woman. Foul in odor, not pleasing to the common male.

Damn! By the looks of her I bet she's got a nice supply of PANTY MAYONNAISE! We should take her to a construction site!

panty mayonnaise by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 17, 2008

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Patty Mayonaise

After giving a girl a cream-pie she stands above your head, then sitting down somewhat forcefully on your mouth she yells, "Patty Mayonaise!"

Friend:"Ha dude nice fat lip how did that happen?"
Me: "Well my girlfriend gave me a Patty Mayonaise last night. It was so worth it."

Patty Mayonaise by Dave All Cock September 22, 2009

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Patty Mayonaise

A sexual maneuver performed by slapping the ass of one's sexual partner and then placing two fingers quickly, yet gently, within his/her vagina.

Patty=slap
Mayonaise=insertion

Skeeter attempted to give BeeBee a "Patty Mayonaise" but her dad walked in and kicked him out of Bluffington. I guess Skeeter will settle for a Patty. He is blue.

Patty Mayonaise by jizzy joe August 8, 2007

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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