Patronage 

The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.

An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.

Oh, wait.

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Patronage by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022

Fantastical Patronage

Another word for "funny business," use this word to talk about the "funny business," you are going to have with your girlfriend later..or that big drug deal you are going to finalize around people that you don't want to know.

"Hey are we still up for our fantastical patronage tonight?"

Fantastical Patronage by sonicfast June 2, 2007

Patronize

To give someone the appearance that you're speaking to them kindly, when you're actually insulting & belittling them.

"I got you a mask to wear so nobody can see your ugly face." (Guy #1)

"Man, don't patronize me!" (Guy #2)

"I was only trying to help you so you don't embarrass yourself or scare anyone." (Guy #1)

"Muthafucka, stop patronizing me!" (Guy #2)

"My bad. I'm sorry I keep bringing up how ugly you are. It's not your fault you look like that." (Guy #1)

"Man, fuck you!" (Guy #2)

Patronize by JustMeJoeKing October 31, 2018

Patrona 

Female boss. Leader of organization.

Yes Patrona, I'll go run that errand for you.

Patrona by Capitalizethed June 29, 2020

patronaberry fairy 

an amazing person who follows you around and blesses you with PATRONABERRY! (A cocktail made with blueberry vodka Patron and sprite.)

a)what you gonna be for halloween?
b)THE PATRONABERRY FAIRY! ready to get shitty?

patronaberry fairy by shandrajomama September 23, 2009

patrone 

a type of tequila mentioned in many rap songs

What's happenin', what's up
Got da purp fired up
What's happenin', what's up
Got Patrone in my cup
I pop, I drank
I'm on Patrone and purp, I can't thank
I'm blowed, to go
don't know how tha hell I'm gettin home

patrone by Buono June 22, 2006

Patronize

Patronize is talking to people as if they are stupid. (like i am doing right now)

do i really need an example? i dont think so. fngh

Patronize by Pokemonfreak1231 November 23, 2004