patro 

To own, to be the best, to be better than everyone else.

Wow, that's Patro.

patro by RALPH WALTON June 8, 2003

patro-po 

the slang reference to the state patrol, commonly known (at least in the west) to be much stricter and more hardcore than city cops and county sheriffs. they also drive faster cars and have way more skills at driving (trust me). kind of like po-po but not.

A: dude! did you see that? that charger that just passed us had a bullwhip antenna and a spotlight!

B: yeah, man, keep it under the limit tonight. the patro-po are getting smarter.

patro-po by angus bohanon August 24, 2006

Patro-tennis

A game in which two or more people patronise each other in post after post on an internet thread, quickly losing any trace of coherent, respectful argument and regressing to child-like personal attacks.

"Hey man, check out this thread I just cut from the comment feed on that educaton reform piece I wrote. Patro-tennis all the way. Sigh. Why is it so hard to people to argue respectfully, in a way that indicates they're actually interested in challenging their own views and learning from each other?!"
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User 1:

"The above article is patently absurd. Why should the tax payer EVER have to pay for other people's education?! The fact that there is someone out there who even thinks these things is very, very worrying indeed. The idiots are winning."

User 2:
"@User 1: I assume you didn't actually read the article because if you had, you'd see that the third paragraph clearly explains different payment options that don't resort to tax dollars. I think you need your eyes checked?"

User 1:

"Son, you must be very young indeed. Whenever the government talks about education reform, it ALWAYS means more tax dollars. Get back to me in 20 years and I might be interested in your ideas, if you're even capable of growing up, that is."

User 2:
"Fuck you."

User 1:
"So's your face!"

Patro-tennis by StatusNouveau January 11, 2010

Patro Station 

A stack of tube TVs hooked up to VCRs playing nothing but hard core pornography from the 1980's.

Let's set up a Patro Station and do this party right!

Patro Station by naydog12 October 1, 2012

christipher patro 

Christipher patro is a dick ducking guy that is so gay he doesn't even see it. If you ever see him your probably seeing him sucking his own dick.😂

Who is that guy ducking his own dick?
That's christipher patro

christipher patro by Hi.I'm.your.dad July 2, 2019

panromantic homosexual 

Someone who is willing to be romantically involved with a person regardless of gender, but is only sexually attracted to those of the same gender.

She is in a relationship with him, but only has sex with girls. Because she is a panromantic homosexual.

panromantic homosexual by Caledrian October 11, 2016

thot patrol translation

An elite group who translate hentai doujins into shakespearean english

Thot patrol translation translated another doujin

thot patrol translation by Variant647 October 30, 2018