patriotter 

A person who claims they will die for their country and then when the time comes for action they roll over on their backs and act like a cute otter for defense.

Dan claims online that he is a patriot but he never does anything in real life, what a patriotter

patriotter by mvmnttocontact December 14, 2021

Patriotreason 

1) An act committed when someone loves political ranting but does not actually know anything

2) To commit an act that is so mindlessly stupid it damages an entire nation.

2)"We need to defeat Canada in the arms race!"

"Thats patriotreason you buttmunch"

1) "That fool supports the Patriot Act because he thinks it makes us more free. We should citizen's arrest their ass for patriotreason!"

Patriotreason by Free Whilly April 11, 2012

Patriotard 

An American who is easily manipulated by appeals to superficial pro-American sentiment. Is often a jingoist and rarely if ever opposes any US military action; dismisses all who oppose such military action as liberals or Un-American.

Typically rejects out of hand any criticism of his country's foreign policy, no matter how justified, unless the criticism is that America isn't being 'tough' enough in some way. Confuses support for the people and/or the founding values of his country with support for his country's government, especially if his political party of choice (almost always the Republican Party) is in power.

Uncritically swallows propaganda and slogans representing the above mindset - for example: America is 'Hated For Our Freedoms' and the troops are 'Fighting For Our Freedoms'.

Tends to place far greater importance on the trappings of patriotism (American flags, etc.) than on protecting the Constitution or upholding America's founding values.

Worships the US military. Often a Fox News fan.

"My country, right or wrong"

A patriotard says "yes!" whenever the state does some act of senseless barbarism abroad. A liberal is somone who says "yes!" when the state does some act of senseless barbarism at home.

Patriotard by frubble March 23, 2011

Patriotard 

1.)Anyone who didn't have a flag or a bible before September 11th but all of the sudden became a complete tool for the Republican Party.

2.)Those Extreme Sports Punks from the movie "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle."

3.) Idiots that ran around waving the flag after September 11th but could of careless about it before.

Hey Patriotard!
Where was your flag and bible on September 10th?

Patriotard by Mike February 25, 2005

Patitters

Have you ever met anyone compleatly covered in acne and just couldnt find the right word for discribing their chest area, patitters refers to a man or womans boobs that are covered in acne

The root word pa refers to the latin word potato

Damn bro Kathryn's got some real nice patitters.

Patitters by Buffdaddy69XD March 15, 2020

patriotcel 

An incel or a guy who can’t get laid over the following reasons

One: a hardcore fan of the New England Patriots who would harass other people over being a fan of another team

Two they are proud of their country so much that they go on to harass others because of their race, gender, sexuality, age, political beliefs and etc. they also right wing and would call anyone who doesn’t agree with them a soyboy but they can’t get laid over their opinion.

Poor brad he always harasses people because they ain’t a patriots fan and he is a jerk that no hoe wants to fuck him what a patriotcel.

Man tim is literally annoying because he attacked the blue haired girl by calling her a sexual slur, he attacked the interracial couple at the store because the guy was Latino and the girl was white as he said illegal immigrants shouldn’t date white women, he attacked a transgender person and a homosexual woman over their sexuality, and he also attacked me by calling me a soyboy for not supporting the army, trump and QAnon and his opinion are the reason why he’s a chick repellent what a patriotcel he is he never even served in the army.

patriotcel by The cheek freak from Mars December 25, 2021

parrotter 

When more than one person posts the same comment on a Facebook status, when the answer has clearly been established by the first commenter.

The same goes for Yahoo!Answers.

Karen Smith: What time does Tesco shut today?

Bob Smith: It closes at 2.
Helen Brown: 2
Jack Steele: shuts at two
Jordan Robertson: two i think
Karen Smith: Thanks guys!
Harry Jackson: closes at 2
Jane Jones: two o'clock xxxx
Karen Smith: Thank you.
John Smith: Lmfao, parrotters!

parrotter by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named July 18, 2012