Patior
Patior by violentdayzie July 30, 2011
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patior
mix of words: pathetic and senior.
1. used to name a senior in highschool who cant get a date.
i.e. a loser, creep, freak.
2. a senior who is a player and has dated all upperclassmen so he hooks up with innocent freshmen.
3. a senior taking a freshmen to prom.
1. used to name a senior in highschool who cant get a date.
i.e. a loser, creep, freak.
2. a senior who is a player and has dated all upperclassmen so he hooks up with innocent freshmen.
3. a senior taking a freshmen to prom.
that boy is such a patior, he hooked up with that freshmen even though he has a senior girlfriend!
god i hate it when girls act like such patiors! she totally took a freshmen to prom, who does that?!
ahah i feel like he is going to become a patior when he's a senior.
god i hate it when girls act like such patiors! she totally took a freshmen to prom, who does that?!
ahah i feel like he is going to become a patior when he's a senior.
Patio Trash
1. A regular at a coffee house.
2. A person who loiters outside of a coffee house and rarely buys anything.
3. A friend of a coffee house employee who frequents the establishment for free drinks and pastries.
4. Garbage that is left on the tables, chairs, and the ground of a coffee house patio.
2. A person who loiters outside of a coffee house and rarely buys anything.
3. A friend of a coffee house employee who frequents the establishment for free drinks and pastries.
4. Garbage that is left on the tables, chairs, and the ground of a coffee house patio.
Patio Trash by yon sved December 3, 2003
Patio Pull
Patio Pull is the term used to describe a female who is seduced into coming on to ones patio for a drink while attempting to walk by. The term patio pull originated in Newport Beach, CA circa 2008 and was made famous by the large number of girls walking up and down the Balboa Peninsula. Balboa Boulevard and Ocean Front Street are two of the best places to find quality Patio Pulls.
Patio Pulls range in all ages but typically are 21-35 years in age and often times are visiting or on vacation. It is proper etiquette not to "Pull" anything that appears to be under 21. The average volume of Patio Pulls is highest June through August but has been know to swell in the September and October months as well.
Patio Pulls range in all ages but typically are 21-35 years in age and often times are visiting or on vacation. It is proper etiquette not to "Pull" anything that appears to be under 21. The average volume of Patio Pulls is highest June through August but has been know to swell in the September and October months as well.
Jackie just could not resist the urge to come in and have just one cold beer thus becoming a Patio Pull.
Patio Pull by Mr. Balboa July 28, 2010
patio pisser
He had to buy new white trainers cos his old ones were stained (!!!!!!!) - some people never figure out how they ruin their patio pissers.
patio pisser by hate-chav-neighbours December 24, 2008
patio homes
One story residences, usually built on a concrete slab. Often billed as "Condominiums" they are built in pairs with the garages towards the middle.
Many elderly people live in patio homes.
Much beautiful open space is being cleared to build patio homes.
Patio homes are blighting the landscape and are the result of poor planning.
Each pair of patio homes built in a development looks exactly the same as the last.
Every bit of open space in the Louisville area is being cleared for more patio homes.
Much beautiful open space is being cleared to build patio homes.
Patio homes are blighting the landscape and are the result of poor planning.
Each pair of patio homes built in a development looks exactly the same as the last.
Every bit of open space in the Louisville area is being cleared for more patio homes.
patio homes by DXR57MK4W817 June 20, 2008
Patio scab
The white equivalent to a Porch Monkey. Also known as a Driveway Drinker. Commonly found in suburban neighborhoods watching children play but pounding beers.
Patio scab by froggy49 April 18, 2009
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