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The Peyton family motto is Patior potior - I suffer, I obtain.
Patior by violentdayzie July 30, 2011
Words you can keep
mix of words: pathetic and senior.
1. used to name a senior in highschool who cant get a date.
i.e. a loser, creep, freak.
2. a senior who is a player and has dated all upperclassmen so he hooks up with innocent freshmen.
3. a senior taking a freshmen to prom.
that boy is such a patior, he hooked up with that freshmen even though he has a senior girlfriend!

god i hate it when girls act like such patiors! she totally took a freshmen to prom, who does that?!

ahah i feel like he is going to become a patior when he's a senior.
patior by s/cohen August 10, 2009
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Patio Trash 

1. A regular at a coffee house.
2. A person who loiters outside of a coffee house and rarely buys anything.
3. A friend of a coffee house employee who frequents the establishment for free drinks and pastries.
4. Garbage that is left on the tables, chairs, and the ground of a coffee house patio.
You can find her at Coffee Cartel every night with the rest of the patio trash.
Patio Trash by yon sved December 3, 2003

Patio Pull

Patio Pull is the term used to describe a female who is seduced into coming on to ones patio for a drink while attempting to walk by. The term patio pull originated in Newport Beach, CA circa 2008 and was made famous by the large number of girls walking up and down the Balboa Peninsula. Balboa Boulevard and Ocean Front Street are two of the best places to find quality Patio Pulls.

Patio Pulls range in all ages but typically are 21-35 years in age and often times are visiting or on vacation. It is proper etiquette not to "Pull" anything that appears to be under 21. The average volume of Patio Pulls is highest June through August but has been know to swell in the September and October months as well.
Jackie just could not resist the urge to come in and have just one cold beer thus becoming a Patio Pull.
Patio Pull by Mr. Balboa July 28, 2010

patio pisser

white trainers worn by chav gorms
He had to buy new white trainers cos his old ones were stained (!!!!!!!) - some people never figure out how they ruin their patio pissers.
patio pisser by hate-chav-neighbours December 24, 2008

patio homes 

One story residences, usually built on a concrete slab. Often billed as "Condominiums" they are built in pairs with the garages towards the middle.
Many elderly people live in patio homes.

Much beautiful open space is being cleared to build patio homes.

Patio homes are blighting the landscape and are the result of poor planning.

Each pair of patio homes built in a development looks exactly the same as the last.

Every bit of open space in the Louisville area is being cleared for more patio homes.
patio homes by DXR57MK4W817 June 20, 2008

Patio scab 

The white equivalent to a Porch Monkey. Also known as a Driveway Drinker. Commonly found in suburban neighborhoods watching children play but pounding beers.
Hey patio scab, stop polishing your Harley and get me a beer
Patio scab by froggy49 April 18, 2009
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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