Person 1: "Hey, I thought Wendi and Randy were coming out tonight?" Person 2: "Oh, there's no way they're making it out tonight; they started day drinking before lunch and are completely patioed."
by Math-Class October 29, 2012
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"I thought Randy was going to play 18 with us this afternoon?" "Randy?! Oh, there's no way he's making it to the course. He's patioed."
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