patioed 

A euphemism for getting drunk on a patio or other outdoor seating area.

Person 1: "Hey, I thought Wendi and Randy were coming out tonight?" Person 2: "Oh, there's no way they're making it out tonight; they started day drinking before lunch and are completely patioed."

patioed by Math-Class October 29, 2012

patioed 

Refers to the condition or state of excessive drunkenness acquired whilst day-drinking on a patio. Origin: 2005, Auburn University: Sigma Alpha Epsilon house floating dock & fratio, Bodega, & Momma G's Deli.

"I thought Randy was going to play 18 with us this afternoon?" "Randy?! Oh, there's no way he's making it to the course. He's patioed."

patioed by Touched By An Uncle May 25, 2012

yonkey patoed 

when you are a sick fuck, you shove your fingers in your boyfriends ass and what the hell? he likes it!

yeha i yonkey patoed sean last night, i swear my fingers are gonna swell soon!

yonkey patoed by megan and rachel June 5, 2003