patiel

PATIEL is one of the most straight forward person you can find. SHE IS SO PRETTTY TO DVERYONE. Patiel’s can be a little bit short sometimes but it’s okay Patiel’s are very kind hearted. There for her friends and will do anything out of her way for them. Everyone should have a PATIEL in their life

Look how prettty patiel is

patiel by Patiel November 23, 2021

Pudoo Patel

Pudoo Patel is the biggest legend on the Internet. Although he can't spell for shit, his catchphrase 'u r sayin wut u son of basterd bitch' will always crack you up, and help you when you are angry at someone. Trust me, it works 100% of the time.
He also works at Dell in India.

'Pudoo Patel, your* such an indian faggot'

'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'

*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron

Pudoo Patel by theat0mic8unny April 5, 2013

Patelogical Liar 

The term, taken from the widely known "pathological liar", is used to describe all those of an Indian race who, for some reason, still believe lying is morally acceptable. Because of this they lie all the time and are therefor pathological liars. To specify that the person's race is Indian, the common Indian surname "Patel" is used.

Person A: Have you met Niral? He said he's adopted.

Person B: Yeah, dude, that isn't true. He's a Patelogical liar.

Patelogical Liar by better_thanrevenge September 3, 2014

Patience 

Patience is a very kind hearted girl, and very shy, she usually has anxiety, or social anxiety, but overall one of the best people you will ever meet. She’s very stunning and will definitely take your breath away, always filled with surprises, and has crackhead energy here and there that is absolutely hilarious. Best personality ever! Unfortunately she has a hard time with self worth and is constantly judging her body or looks. She has the most amazing and beautiful personality ever! Love you patience♡︎

Yay! Here comes patience

Patience by Anonymous_yourgirl_love October 19, 2021

We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience. 

Imagine being hyped for something, only to realize that it becomes late. This is also very annoying.

POTDLord: We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience.
everyone: :(

We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience. by john0512 March 29, 2021

Patient Zero 

Patient Zero is the first human infected by a new or recently discovered viral or bacterial outbreak. They usually have the most basic, least mutated form of the disease, which may either make them invaluable to medical efforts or completely useless. They can also often be used to determine where the disease came from.

Becky in Contagion was Patient Zero

Patient Zero by Snowskeeper April 3, 2013

Drummers patience 

The patience displayed by a drummer when he/she only gets to play a small percentage of the time in a practice (i.e. fifteen minutes out of four hours) because the melodic instruments can't figure out the chords. This is often confused with 'drummers syndrome', which is when the drummer is blamed for having ADD, but if you read the above discription, ADD is not the case.

Drummers patience is displayed when; the drummer counts off...."1,2,3.." guitarist says, "wait! Is it C to A or.." bassist, "No no, it's C to C sharp..isn't it?" the keyboardist, " NO, it's C for two measures then..." At this point the drummer starts to play on his own, or puts the sticks down and walks away.

Drummers patience by Malliot June 5, 2007