sour patching

giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.

"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"

"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."

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Jungle Patching

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)

You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.

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Being a shady bastard and opening a chat and ignoring it.

Kieran was patching my snapchats earlier.

Patching by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

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Patching is nickname used for people in discord servers that meows on command and bottom frag in valorant games.

Your friend: "Yo, this person was meowing in the discord call"

You: "Yeah I know she is Patching"

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The act of opening a message/chat and ignoring it.

Patching by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

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John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.

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Vomiting after eating a burger (or burgers) at White Castle. Also: Throwing a slider.

Pounding a six-pack and eating at White Castle seemed like a great idea -- until I found myself pitching a slider in the parking lot.

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