sour patching

giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.

"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"

"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."

sour patching by cherryfrog12 February 24, 2010

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Social Pumpkin Patching

Social pumpkin patching is an extension of pumpkin patching in which the reluctant participant is not only expected to attend the activity but is also expected to appear enthusiastic for photographs, videos, or social media posts that portray the experience as voluntary and enjoyable.
The social media component is what distinguishes social pumpkin patching from ordinary pumpkin patching. The participant becomes part of a curated public narrative, regardless of how they actually feel about the activity.

Origin:
The phrase was coined to humorously describe the recurring phenomenon of people who disappear on weekends because they are obligated to participate in highly curated, family-oriented activities, often accompanied by photographs shared on social media that project enthusiasm whether genuine or not.

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Social Pumpkin Patching

● He wasn’t just pumpkin patching—he got hit with social pumpkin patching and had to post smiling photos from the orchard.”

● “Every weekend he’s social pumpkin patching somewhere new.”

● “Those Instagram pictures are classic social pumpkin patching.”

● “Sorry boys, I can’t make the game this weekend. I’m pumpkin patching with the family.”

Social Pumpkin Patching by GRND-EFKT July 12, 2026