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pat smear 

The slightly older guy you all forget about who played in Nirvana and The Foo Fighters. Not as hot as Kurt, Dave or even Taylor Hawkins so nobody gives a shit. Also known for leaving Foo Fighters then coming back whenever he wants because he is a pretty good musician.
"You are the Pat Smear of this group."

"We need another member... Let's add a Pat Smear."
pat smear by MrsDaveGrohl October 7, 2016

pat-smear 

the amount of butter used when it's a little less than a pat but more than a smearing.
This recipe called for a "dot" of butter - is that nearer to a pat or a smearing; if it's in the middle, I suppose a dot is a pat-smear?
pat-smear by Aged In Wisdom February 4, 2017

Ecuadorian Pat Smear

When a chubby Ecuadorian convinces a questionable lady he is a doctor, then brings her back to his penthouse and performs an extremely short (literally) procedure on her lady parts. After the embarrassingly short act, he tells her she’s all clear and sends her on her way.
Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear ruse again. I hope you told her she had a clean bill of health before the “exam” , because she won’t after.

patsmear_official 

the ‘official’ tiktok account of Pat Smear, and one of the best ones to exist alongside dave grohl, krist novoselic, taylor hawkins and kurt cobain’s account.
oh? do you follow @patsmear_official on tiktok? they’re really cool :)

patsmear_official 

one of the best tiktok accounts to exist, the creator is awesome and deserves everything alongside the accounts of dave grohl, krist novoselic, kurt cobain and taylor hawkins
patsmear_official is awesome. if you follow them on tiktok you’re really cool! :)