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pat smear 

The slightly older guy you all forget about who played in Nirvana and The Foo Fighters. Not as hot as Kurt, Dave or even Taylor Hawkins so nobody gives a shit. Also known for leaving Foo Fighters then coming back whenever he wants because he is a pretty good musician.
"You are the Pat Smear of this group."

"We need another member... Let's add a Pat Smear."
pat smear by MrsDaveGrohl October 7, 2016

pat-smear 

the amount of butter used when it's a little less than a pat but more than a smearing.
This recipe called for a "dot" of butter - is that nearer to a pat or a smearing; if it's in the middle, I suppose a dot is a pat-smear?
pat-smear by Aged In Wisdom February 4, 2017

Ecuadorian Pat Smear

When a chubby Ecuadorian convinces a questionable lady he is a doctor, then brings her back to his penthouse and performs an extremely short (literally) procedure on her lady parts. After the embarrassingly short act, he tells her she’s all clear and sends her on her way.
Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear ruse again. I hope you told her she had a clean bill of health before the “exam” , because she won’t after.

patsmear_official 

the ‘official’ tiktok account of Pat Smear, and one of the best ones to exist alongside dave grohl, krist novoselic, taylor hawkins and kurt cobain’s account.
oh? do you follow @patsmear_official on tiktok? they’re really cool :)

patsmear_official 

one of the best tiktok accounts to exist, the creator is awesome and deserves everything alongside the accounts of dave grohl, krist novoselic, kurt cobain and taylor hawkins
patsmear_official is awesome. if you follow them on tiktok you’re really cool! :)
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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