pasty poo

Post drinking alcohol shits that are pasty in nature, thus one can never seem to get their asshole clean

Sorry I used all the TP, I had pasty poo

by p00 July 16, 2006

Patty Poo

Very cute person

Pikachu is such a patty poo.

by Godfather_aka_Jesus July 28, 2012

panty poo

The yellow deposit women often ooze into their underwear sometimes with loose pubic hair stuck in the dried fluid.

Jessica was hot but the panty poo she eminated was enough to gag a maggot.

by Jimmy Dink March 20, 2017

Party Poo

What comes out of your system once a party has ended.

Man: "Shit! I was so fucking smashed, I just ate like a fat person!"
Woman: "That's not all you did..."
Man: "Huh?! what are you talkin' bout' you fuckin whore!?"
Woman: "After the party you did a party poo in their letter box"
Man: "Fuckin Jesus!"

by MEGAZOR September 5, 2010

Tommy Lee Poo Party

A Poo Party in which someone dies. A common occurrence usually caused by cholera infection. However other factors can cause the death. Drowning in Diarrhea from the swimming poo, suffocation from too much poo in your mouth from the party games, choking on ones own vomit. Septic shock from getting poo in an open wound is a less common but still possible cause of a Tommy Lee Poo Party, as can chillidogging if people aren't safe about it (although that takes longer but can in theory retroactively make a Poo Party a Tommy Lee Poo Party) . To avoid a Tommy Lee Poo Party it is suggested that a nurse or doctor attend the poo party to prevent death or injury even if said individual is likely to be a party pooper.

oh no Lloyd is dead!

guess this just became a Tommy Lee Poo Party...

I grabbed that 10 inch turd and shoved it down gregs throat like a chocolate corndog and he just keeled over? I didn't sign up for a Tommy Lee Poo Party!

by big bobs house of feces October 11, 2023

poo paste

Describing what someone, who has bad breath, brushed their teeth with.

Johnny, you breath smells like shit, did you brush with poo paste again??

by Dexter St. John June 14, 2007

Poo Party

A party in which all of the activities involve poo. Diarrhea is used for finger painting and diarrhea balloon fights (funnels are suggested for getting the diarrhea into the balloons, but getting poo all over you is half the fun). Solid poo is used for spin the poo (you get a dirty sanchez or a cleaveland steamer instead of a kiss), pin the poo on the donkey (the face of another party-goer is a great substitute when you're fresh out of donkeys), and sculpting poo (poo can be baked to preserve your work). Poo with corn and peanuts serves as a great snack while poo smoothies are a great thirst quenchers, and poo burritos are a treat everyone will love. The best poo parties always end with a butt fiesta.

It is suggested that party-goers eat a big meal, preferably chock full of beans, and take laxatives before attending to really increase the level of poo fun. And, if you want to get the party started a little early, wear a diaper all day before attending. That way, you should have plenty of poo ready to go when the poo party starts.

Those cool kids at the Palo Alto House throw the best poo parties! I wish I had as much fun with my poo as those crazy kids.

Did you hear about that poo party Brad held last weekend? I hear Ward showed up and had everyone chili dog her while she masturbated to a picture of Villiers, the poo party queen.

by poo party panda December 9, 2008