A party in which all of the activities involve
poo. Diarrhea is used for finger painting and diarrhea balloon fights (funnels are suggested for getting the diarrhea into the balloons, but getting
poo all over you is half the fun). Solid
poo is used for spin the
poo (you get a dirty sanchez or a cleaveland steamer instead of a kiss), pin the
poo on the donkey (the face of another party-goer is a great substitute when you're fresh out of donkeys), and sculpting
poo (
poo can be baked to preserve your work).
Poo with corn and peanuts serves as a great snack while
poo smoothies are a great thirst quenchers, and poo burritos are a treat everyone
will love. The best poo parties always end with a butt fiesta.
It is suggested that party-goers eat a big meal, preferably chock full of beans, and take laxatives before attending to really increase the level of poo fun. And, if you want to get the party started a little early, wear a diaper all day before attending. That way, you should have plenty of poo ready to go when the poo party starts.
Those cool kids at the Palo Alto House throw the best
poo parties! I wish I had as much fun with my poo as those crazy kids.
Did you hear about that poo party
Brad held last weekend? I hear Ward showed up and had everyone chili
dog her while she masturbated to a picture of Villiers, the poo party queen.