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pasty fuck

A sexual activity with a hot pastry or an extremely pale human being
"Do you think Ash puts his dick in a large Cornish?"

"Wouldn't put it past him, but with his spunk coloured complexion Cobb's definitely a pasty fuck"
pasty fuck by Bearded Cunt December 8, 2015
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pasty as fuck

A progressive lib that’s pasty pale and never been punched in the face, but thinks they’re so elite and so intelligent they can decide what’s best for every walk of life.
Yo that smug person Offended by phony outrage is pasty as fuck and he’s definitely named Brice or Brint
pasty as fuck by Fredsix October 25, 2017

Pizza Pasta Fuck 

You know what? I don’t know. I actually don’t know what the fuck this is. I am completely at a loss for words. I literally heard this once outside a deli and I’ve been contemplating it since. Do you know what it is? I don’t. Fuck off.
Man from the deli: I GOT THE PIZZA PASTA FUCK.

Party-fuck 

I'm going to get three of my best friends and party-fuck you like a sophomore at a private school.
Party-fuck by EDKirk November 27, 2011

[HALF PAST FUCK] 

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
[HALF PAST FUCK] by K9Guy October 6, 2009

Panty Fuck

When one semi-fucks another, both are totally nude except for the chick who wears her panty's. This allows the dude to "Pussy Prod" or insert as far as the panties physical limitations will allow. Usually performed by virgin girls who are not quite ready for a right fuckin'. One step beyond the dry hump, however not quite penetration
"Dude, I totally panty fucked that chick"
Panty Fuck by Eric Frazier September 3, 2006

party fuck 

A person you fuck, but only at parties. This can either be agreed upon or just repeatedly happen unplanned. Similar to a fuck buddy
1. Louise: Hey Jim... that party was great. You wanna meet up again sometime soon?

Jim: Nah, you were just a party fuck.

2. Elmo: If this party isn't going great later on, I'll be your party fuck.

Hayley: Yeh ok, I'll come find you if I'm bored.
party fuck by gashbasher May 14, 2007
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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