pastry puffer

A person attracted to very young, possibly underage, females. Usually used when referring to anime.

Master is a sultry pastry puffer.

Joe, you're a pastry puffer?!

by LittleMissGuro March 4, 2017

Horny pastry puffer

horny mfs. probably play nekopara

person1: vanilla is sooo hot!
person2: what a horny pastry puffer

by ayamaruyamaa April 25, 2021

puffed pastry paradox

This occurs every time something that looks so delicious, so attractive on the surface turns out to be tasteless and bland when tasted. Based on the common experience from eating French pastries.

Dropping a C-note at a disappointing fancy restaurant is an experience of the Puffed Pastry Paradox.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009