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pastela by bañauagah October 15, 2022
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PROMAC&PASTEL 

WHEN YOU EAT SO MUCH MAC & CHEESE YOU SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES LIKE A PRO! THATS THE PROMAC&PASTEL
I LOVE TO SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES THEIR FOR I AM A PROMAC&PASTEL
PROMAC&PASTEL by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 6, 2011

pastelpantaphilia 

(n) pastel rainbow pants; a highly contagious disease that has spread through the K-Pop community with devastating effects, such as the before and after Lucifer dances by SHINee and Infinite's music videos.
I really wanted to perform Lucifer by SHINee but then SHINee caught pastelpantaphilia and I don't want it to spread.

I really hope Infinite burns their pink and baby blue pants to stop the spread of pastelpantaphilia.

Friend: Wow, that band looks so cheesy! Look at those awful pastel pants!
KPop fan: They used to be cool, before they caught pastelpantaphilia.
pastelpantaphilia by Yoona Choi November 28, 2011

Pastel Gamer 

A gamer who likes pastel aesthetics usually has a pastel setup and surrounds themselves with the pastel theme. Their theme could be all the pastel colors or just a specific color or two but it is usually just very light colors. They are usually into soft cute things but can be found playing any game.
There are a lot of cute pastel gamers nowadays.
My friend is a pastel gamer. She has a lot of plushies and plays animal crossing.
Pastel Gamer by Melodymews January 26, 2022

pastelpantaphilla 

A disease that is highly contagious. It is a So terribley dressed (STD) that spreads through Kpop community with devastating effects.
SHINee's Lucifer : Before, Sexy and smooth. Afterwards , not so sexy.

Infinite's BTD : Before, fresh and funky. Afterwards, not so fresh and funky ( Nothing's over mv )

Eg. We can eradicate pastelpantaphilla, and forever rid the kpop world of its pastel package

Pastel Pussy 

When that pussy has been overused to such a point that it starts looking like a full rainbow, thus we call it that Pastel Pussy.
"Watch out dude, that girl basically has a full RGB Keyboard between her legs."

"You mean she has a Pastel Pussy?"

Pastel Punk

A term used to describe someone who wears typically punk things (chains, spikes, combat boots, etc.) but in soft pastel colors
"That mint green spike vest is totally pastel punk."
Pastel Punk by NarrowJamesSunshine January 21, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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