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pastaking 

When someone pushes your nose to the side of your face.
Bella: im gunna pastak you soooo hard!!
Carly: uve been pastaked!!!!!
Annie: have u 2 been pastaking?
pastaking by yalemnau August 16, 2009

Pastapins 

Pins is something you can use to keep clothes together or pin a note to a board ! Pasta is what you eat , crunchy or dry ! Sometimes people eat it soft ... if you have pasta and pins together that either means your pinning a pasta to a wall or just eating some pasta With pins .... which would be a bit disturbing ... plz don’t try that . But pasta meAns LOyalTY and pond means brainy .. so you will be loyal and brainy if that’s your last name !
Man1- hey did you see skyepastapins

Man2- yer,she’s a right banger
Pastapins by Skyepastapins October 6, 2019
gene

im from jersey man :)
pastakids da master cook :)
pastakid by gene September 24, 2004

pastinkinthetic 

pa-stinkin-thetic ,worse then pathetic, when something is done poorly
Ben was good drawer, but his drawing teacher Mr.Crawford said his drawings are pastinkinthetic.
pastinkinthetic by Ben Cooper January 4, 2008

pastalingus

Pastalingus, the act of eating day old cold spaghetti from your partners vagina or ass.
So last night I made a huge batch of spaghetti for the misses and I. There was enough leftover , so I decided to spread them cheeks lay some pasta down and perform Pastalingus
pastalingus by BIGSANS November 19, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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