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a rag or towel used to wipe jizz of a man's large cock
She wiped my cock with a dirty old pasky she found under her bed.
pasky by ohhh yeaa July 29, 2009
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Dirty Pasky

1. In sexual terms a Dirty Pasky is a Rusty Trombone, Angry Pirate, and Gorilla Mask in under three minutes.

2. Dirty Pasky can also be used as an insult. If you call someone a Dirty Pasky it means they are worthless, smelly, hopeless pieces of crap who are probably going to Mexico. Hell is not a bad enough place for these people. Mexico is the only place that can hold such filth.
1. Last night Devan and I performed a Dirty Pasky.
Dirty Pasky by Michael & Jared December 20, 2006
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thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

Maggie Pesky 

Just a controversial character from the short-lived 2000s Disney TV cartoon called Buzz on Maggie, who resembles a friendly fly with pink hair. While she's a guitarist, but she does her daily life on many episodes from the show.
"Fantascious!" - The only catchphrase that Maggie Pesky uses
Maggie Pesky by Ryan900USAYT November 21, 2022

Pesky bee 

Peskyy beeeeeeeeeee
Green is not a creative colour

Pesky bee
Pesky bee by Ollie pizza October 20, 2019

Pesky bird

A way of calling birds only grian uses
Parrot: *exists*
Grian:pesky bird
A slang term for asking someone to pass you a/the goose. Common amongst eastern Canadians.

Prounced:
Pah•skoose•kah
Guy One: Pass the goose, guy.
Guy Two: oh you mean paskooska
paskooska by Dr. Aarben November 10, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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