parker vale

When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.

Hey man, you want to come to a movie?

Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.

parker vale by TimesAreToughMan April 18, 2020

Valet Parker 

A stalker. My friend told me of a crime when a valet parker copied a woman's house keys and hid under her bed with duct tape,ropes and a camera. He was caught by the woman's boyfriend. I took the name from there.

He is valet parking you!
He's a valet parker.
Did she used to valet park you?

Valet Parker by OCMaria December 22, 2005