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prentissexual 

are u prentissexual? because i am.
prentissexual by leilany prentiss December 21, 2020

Emily Prentiss 

Amazing brave hot FBI agent on the show Criminal Minds, in love with her non-official wife Jennifer Jareau. She is also a cat lady because she has a cat called sergio
why can't i be married to emily prentiss

emily prentiss 

emily prentiss is a raging lesbian with a cat named sergio. she has a crush on her coworker, jennifer jareau. she is so incredibly hot id lay down my life for her. i love you, emily prentiss. she is an amazing profiler and is such a girl boss. (girl boss used ironically) (i hope you’re reading this in the fast voice the people do at the end of the commercials) (emily prentiss with black hair, jennifer with blonde).
emily prentiss is so badass sheeeeeeshh *lip bite*.

literally step on me, emily prentiss.

emily prentiss is such a good profiler!
emily prentiss by bpycc_bri April 8, 2021

Emily Prentiss 

Hey did you see Emily Prentiss in the new Criminal Minds episode?
Emily Prentiss by prvtiss January 10, 2021

parentless 

parentless n: the person or persons of adult age whose parents have died; usually pretaining to a death occuring at an earlier than usual age; death of parents from illness or accident leaving behind an adult child or children.

parentless adj: a way to describe an adult person whose parents have died.
n: Both my parents died in of cancer in their late 40's leaving me parentless. My brothers and sister and I are now parentless after they died in that accident.

adj: She became parentless adult after that boating incident.
parentless by Yn Oceros February 16, 2010

Parentism 

Somebody who has had or still having their parents run their entire life and they don't know any better. Their parents make every decision for them and influence them in ways you can't imagine.
-Pippen was gonna come to Florida with us but his parents said it might be a bad idea because Florida is far and God forbid something goes wrong, who will he have down there. Pippen suffers from the psychological disorder Parentism.

-Pippen always has a crisp $100 bill folded up in a secret pocket in his wallet for emergencies. His mom and dad taught him that.

-When Mike Langs friends ask him to come out, he always says he's busy. He wants to appear that he has a lot of stuff going on in his life so he don't look like a loser, but his friends know otherwise.
Parentism by Wakafaluka August 24, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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