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patchest 

it's a definition for a person (male often) with a flat chest.

if you say patchest to a person they first will be confused, shortly after that they will rage for a short while.
the term patchest is mostly use to confuse / troll the person you direct it to
that guy got a patchest for sure
patchest by hakase nyan May 21, 2013

Diesel Patches

commentary youtuber that likes pregnant dwarf porn and little boys
Diesel Patches by man bald August 20, 2020

Parkchester 

Neighborhood located in the south eastBronx. Rising neighborhood becoming more and more middle class with the rent rising and neighborhood being well kept.
There has recently been an increase in the amount of South Asians spilling over from Castle Hill, and a decrease in violence.
person 1: I went to Parkchester last week for the first time in 5yrs yesterday and it was mad different than when I lived there.
person 2:word I know, the buildings are mad clean and there were mad Indians.
Parkchester by Parckchester March 8, 2009

Diesel Patches

Commentary youtuber, profile pic of Percy from Thomas the Tank Engine. Pretty cool dude
I hate this goddamn box

Diesel Patches
Diesel Patches by discofox May 28, 2020

Pussy-Parcher 

One who is so unattractive to women that they allegedly "dry up" a woman's vagina, as opposed to making her wet.
"Those girls literally ran away from Randolph, he's a total pussy-parcher."
Pussy-Parcher by Abbie Wilkes November 21, 2009

patches ito 

Patches ito is the name of a dalmatian that is impossible not to simp for, the purrfect specimen amongst the students of an all dogs school know as hachigo high
Oh my dog I wanna be friends with that patches ito puppy hes so dreamy
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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