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paranormy 

a combination of paranormal and activity. Used for supernatural events.
Guy- "That door just opened by itself!"
Girl- "Paranormy!"
paranormy by AHAMAY47 January 7, 2011
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Paranormal 

Anything unexplainable by science. Anything supposedly thought to be the figment of imagination which cannot be proved by scientific means. Extra terrestrials and ghosts fit into this category. There is no proof that either do not exist. If you have ever seen anything you can't explain scientifically, then that is paranormal by definition.
There was a programme on the television about the paranormal, but they said it was for entertainment purposes only.
Paranormal by steamtram57 February 16, 2018

Paranormal Snacktivity 

When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.
Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?

Me: i dont know.

Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!

Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..

Everyone: Ahh.. I see..

Paranormal Snacktivity 

When someone has an extreme urge to snack. Most often occurs late at night.
Dude, there was some serious Paranormal Snacktivity going on last night at my house...

paranormalist 

A paranormalist is a person who has studied the the occult sciences, all things psychic or paranormal. The paranormalist will often conduct experiments and tests in psychometry, telekinesis, mind reading, sightless vision, mind control. An example would be Dick Brooks director of the Houdini Museum and lead performer in America's longest running seance event that was picked by the Pennsylvania Department of Tourism as one of the most haunted places in the state.
A paranormalist is an expert in the paranormal.
paranormalist by webmaster0zdu August 17, 2009

Paranormal Activity Dance 

The movement made by standing still and then shifting your weight back and forth ever-so-slightly. This 'dance' is in relation to the film Paranormal Activity in which the time lapse shot of the main female character standing over her partners bed appears to make her 'dance'.

This movement can also be used to freak out your friends in the middle of the night.
Adam: Yeah! Kevin was so drunk last night all he could do was break out into the Paranormal Activity Dance.

Paranormal Pooptivity 

A poop that vanishes so quickly upon toilet entry you question weather you've even pooped at all.
1. Scott: "Dude, I just laid the longest log and when I looked it was gone!"

2. Jason: "Paranormal Pooptivity, man!!!"

3. Steve: "Fuck! I just felt myself poop but where is it?! I guess I'll wipe anyways... Goddamn, Paranormal Pooptivity..."
Paranormal Pooptivity by mbarfiel February 11, 2010
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