by tommy stizzle April 28, 2008
by drdave88 December 08, 2008
When a guy tries to "park" his dick in a girls mouth horizontally, cheek to cheek. It's a tight space and there isn't always a lot of time to back up, pull out and then maneuver until you're all the way in so if that space doesn't work, find one that will.
"I know it's a tight space, but I always have to back up and pull in a few times when I parallel park. It's too hard to get it all in on the first try."
by Abscher1 April 26, 2010
When a man dons a strap-on posteriorly and proceeds to engage in vaginal or anal intercourse with two women at the same time with a back and forth movement. Variations include a woman in the middle, with or without strap-on, and participants of the befitting gender. Other conceivable combinations include any three trunks and a couple holes.
As Stuart trained in on the correct angles, Agnes and Phyllis found the parallel parking quite enjoyable.
by Cabot November 18, 2006
by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019
by Dunky Oggins November 10, 2003
Getting parallel parked is the ultimate L.
When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.
When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.
"Hey did you see that interview with Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman? She got her Top-Romen hair parallel parked"
by Send-The-Asteroid June 30, 2021