paperlanche

An avalanche of paper caused by disturbing a pile of newspapers and/or magazines stacked too high.

I got buried in a paperlanche when I tried to get the Sunday paper from the bottom of the pile.

by drm310 January 27, 2009

paperhatchet

A rude or vulgar statement in place where you'd expect something nice or sweet.

He sent me a card and I expected it to say something sweet but I got a paperhatchet instead!

by Wildling June 3, 2017