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paparazzi pouch 

Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.
"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"
paparazzi pouch by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006
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The Chinese slang for having sex, translates to '啪啪啪' which literally means the noise one makes when having sex especially in the doggy position. a.k.a. fuck
hey babe wanna papapa tonight?
no, go papapa yourself
papapa by skunkyonacid March 2, 2017

Paparazzed 

Although it looks like a past participle the verb cannot really be conjugated apart from "paparazzed" and "paparazzing".

Being "paparazzed" means being photographed sometimes by some annoying guy handling a camera (paparazzi) in an intrusive way.
I went to a party yesterday and I paparazzed all the young and nice ladies.

I went to downtown for a walk and I've been paparazzing the people there.
Paparazzed by Mellowiz September 5, 2007

paparazzle 

Who gives a rat's poop chute if the Paparazzle get a few thousand photos of her
paparazzle by Paparazzle October 15, 2010

West Virginia Papadia 

A sex act similar to the Cleveland steamer, but it's your father & he ate a bunch of Papadias™ from Papa John's.
Tim: I heard your dad gave you a Cleveland Steamer, is that true?
Kim: Worse, it was a West Virginia Papadia

Political Paparazzi 

The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...
The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...