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a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.

dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?

pap shmear by Tex February 22, 2005

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pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.

Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.

pap schmeared by jarulf December 15, 2011

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papshmear

a papshmear is what you go to the doctor monthly to have to check if you have cervical cancer cause it is quiet possible to get it when you arre sexually active so if you are not a virgin you should get yourself checked out by the doctor for a papshmear to see if you have got cervical cancer.

i went to have a papshmear the other day and the doctor got the results back and i dont have it.

papshmear by ALYSSA DEAKMAN May 13, 2005

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papshmear

When the mothafuckin doc shuvs a small unbrella up some bitches poonani and opens that shit, and pulls it out, scraping the lining of the vagina.

The doctor exclaimed: "PAPSHMEARS ON THE HOUSE TONIGHT, LADIES", then he knocked out the first bitch he saw and fucked her...POONANI!!

papshmear by Sick Ass Mothafucka September 2, 2005

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Papsmear-cola

An ice cold pepsi.

Guy 1: Hey it is sure hot out.

Guy 2: Ya it is you should grab us both a papsmear-cola from the fridge.

Papsmear-cola by Ryansask2 November 19, 2009

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PAPSMEAR

PAPSMEAR = People Against PETA's Sick Mindless Evil Attributed Road.

Kim Kardashian recently joined the PAPSMEAR movement, after a member of PETA attacked her with flour.

PAPSMEAR by Carlo89 August 9, 2012

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Papsmear

A titslap.

To be smeared by a pap.

To be beaten about the head by a large set of mammaries.

A near-lethal blow to the cranium, applied by one or more tits. Has the effect of changing one's facial expression very abruptly.

Can be used by females and Gibbses as a playful means of flirtation or foreplay with stout-hearted partners, or as a means of self defense in times of distress.

"Back off or I'll papsmear you!"

"She gave me such a papsmear, I'll have a tit imprint on my forehead for a week."

Papsmear by turdmeister July 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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