pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water

god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

pap baffle

This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.

Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!

by barber6 July 13, 2009

panbaffle

when someone puts toilet paper in the pan before taking a shit so people think it doesn't make a splash

when your in a public place a you need to go but dont want anyone to hear

by hugh jass September 24, 2003