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Any young man who thinks he's a bad-ass, and wears his pants 4 inches too low and makes everyone look at his underwear.

Anyone too fucking stupid to pull his pants up.
Guy 1: "I wish these idiots would pull their pants up. They look ridiculous."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I hate those panttards."
panttard by Eppur Si Muove October 2, 2019
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A well-rounded retard. Retarded in every way imaginable.
Texting, smoking, AND putting make-up on while driving? Yup, she is a pantard.
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A retarded person from Pontefract. Usually didnt make GCSE level due to been partially inbred/too much of a general gobshite to learn anything useful in life. Generally has dumb opinions and rates success as to how much the fellow retard army backs them in likes.
Lynzi is a successful PontTard she works enough part time to pay her rent top up and feed her kids fast food. Lynzi has an iPhone 8 with 32GB of data so she can make five word mis-spelled comments on Facebook. In the hierachy of PontTard's Lynzi has 'made it' & is 'living the der-eam'
Someone stupid in every type of intelligence. A combination of the Greek word 'pan' meaning 'all' and the word 'tard'
Hey, pantard, you spilled your mountain dew all over me!
pantard by Gabriel Malone December 28, 2007
Slightly below full retard.
Damn he got arrested for shoplifting pop tarts and knocked up a single mom of two in the same semester?

Yeah man, he went full pattard.
Pattard by Jufghkokghhj December 10, 2018

Pantardous 

its a very common word meaning retard, or idiot.
That pantardous just ate my cake.
Pantardous by oreo-gie January 29, 2009
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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