PontTard

A retarded person from Pontefract. Usually didnt make GCSE level due to been partially inbred/too much of a general gobshite to learn anything useful in life. Generally has dumb opinions and rates success as to how much the fellow retard army backs them in likes.

Lynzi is a successful PontTard she works enough part time to pay her rent top up and feed her kids fast food. Lynzi has an iPhone 8 with 32GB of data so she can make five word mis-spelled comments on Facebook. In the hierachy of PontTard's Lynzi has 'made it' & is 'living the der-eam'

PontTard by purpleakismishapedpipe May 6, 2019

Pontarddulais 

Local Swansea town with an unlimited amount of chavs. Little Children running up to you and asking if you can go in the shop for Alcohol or Fags

Should we go down the Pontarddulais and rack up a line of meow?

Pontarddulais by Chickenlicker January 21, 2013

pongtard 

What you call you your really stupid dog.

You pongtard! You don't even know how to sit!

pongtard by MARSHMALLOW BUTT February 27, 2008

Pottard 

An individual who under the influence of marijuana seems to lose even a basic ability to interact with his/her environment. Typically in this state pottards exhibit obsessive compulsive behavior where they attempt to perform a task without any logical reason. Pottards do not seem capable of grasping the sheer depth of their behavior and as such are a burden to those around them.

"Why is Joe trying to open the bar's bathroom door with his keys?"

"He's a pottard, just grab his jacket and I'll put him in a cab."

Pottard by Towhead January 25, 2010

Pottard 

A person obsessed with the Harry Potter franchise. A harry potter fangirl.

Damn, Abby is such a pottard. She knows every line from every book by heart, and she's read every book and seen every movie 8 times!

Pottard by Fuu Ikari June 23, 2007

Harry Pottards 

An obscenely large amount of the population who will lynch you if you don't like the books. Well, they would lynch you if they weren't too busy wanking over a set of the books.
Harry Pottards must be immediately quarantined to keep any taint out of the genetic pool, but most likely 45% of all the people you know are Harry Pottards to one degree or another.(90% if you're in school)The books are actually well written, unfortunately, there are those who take a good thing WAY TOO FUCKING FAR. Harry Pottards are born from typically young folks, and most seem to be illiterate. How they manage to read these books is unknown. It is theorized that they mate in the book lines, which is why the lines seem to triple if you blink. If you express your dislike for these holiest of holy books, they'll become very angry and might even attempt to hex you with their 'wands' that they picked up at Borders for 20$-because God forbid they spend that money on an actual book. A Harry Pottard cannot comprehend the simple fact that THERE ARE OTHER BOOKS IN THE WORLD. Do not try to reason with a Harry Pottard about how they might like to read 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' or 'Lord of the Rings' as a change of pace from Harry Potter books. This will not work. See examples for the different types of Harry Pottards.

Teeanger1- OMG DID YOU LOOK AT THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK?! OMG IT'S GOT WORDS IN IT!
Teenager2- Yeah, I was like, disappointed and like, stuff. They like, really, like took away from, like, the plot and like stuff.

Slightly more intelligent teenager3- Hey, Harry Potter was great and stuff, but I really liked the new Series of Unfortunate-

T1- OMG WHAT THE HELL?! OMG NOT KEWL. OMG.

T2- You should like, go burn in hell and like, stuff. The Harry Potter books are like, really awesome, and like better then, like your shitty books. Did you like, even like, read it or like, stuff?

Oprah Book Club Mom- I think it really SPEAKS to me as an individual, blah blah blah...it is clearly the voice of the younger generation...Blah, Blah Blah.

Teenager 3- But...but I don't hate it! I just want to read something else-

#1, #2, Oprah B C Mom- STONE HER!!!

Teenager 3- Fucking Harry Pottards!

Harry Pottards by Orypeci April 23, 2009

Pontardawe 

A rather small, pathetic village located in the Swansea vally, S. Wales. Lovingly refered to as Ponty by locals, although the real Ponty is, as we all know, Pontypridd, which is further west. The only good thing to highlight about this village is that I (rather thankfully) do not live there.

The focal point of this vilage is undoubtedly the chippie offering the best chips in the Swansea area.

"I'm going to Pontardwe to be bored"

Pontardawe by Duke of Earl January 28, 2005