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cream-my-pantsarific 

1. Something that is so terrific that it brings you to an instant orgasm or feeling of orgasmic pleasantness.
2. An object of lust that does, in fact, make you cream your pants when the subject is brought up/seen.
3. A brilliant mixture of the words "cream" "my" "pants" "Absolutely and "terrific" (making "cream-my-pantsarific") to describe something so desirable that you are brought to orgasm.
Johnny Depp is cream-my-pantsarific!

De-pantsify 

The removing of ones unmentionalbles from ones bum after being weggied.
A smelly girl called Laura gave me a weggie therfore I had to de-pantsify myself.
De-pantsify by maocat103 December 23, 2009
To change one or more words in a sentence or quote to "pants", as in the pants game.
Ooh, I could pantsify that SO well.
pantsify by DClick April 1, 2004

pantsification 

depantsification same as: the act of the forced loss of ones pants usually by others in public. But not used by "the stupid idiotic mountain folk" because they can't use the French de.
Doug's pantsification was viewed by everyone
pantsification by Doug Gragg April 11, 2008

Pantsgiving 

A holiday in which people give each other hot pants. nobody fucking understands it but Frank Castle.
For pantsgiving this year, I gave you a dress! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pantsgiving by 420BasteIt September 10, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026