104 definitions by johnny

firm delicious

1. adj. meaning better than the best, originally used to describe eating an uncooked gas station burrito
2. the name of a band that existed between 2002-2004 in central Illinois

"Man, I saw the Quannum tour last weekend. That shit was the firm delicous!"

by johnny April 22, 2004

mooshi

the act of being a moosh, or looking like a moosh. that is, if you're a cute little girl who stands at about 5'0", then you're probably a moosh

Susan is the biggest mooshi is existence!

by johnny June 11, 2004

gollop

North-West English slang meaning to eat something and swallow with a gulp, possibly quickly.

You're such an oinker! Look at him golloping it. Why don't you eat properly?

by johnny July 3, 2006

academic chicken

a big cock, wearing a cap and gown

that is one academic chicken

by johnny March 16, 2005

Bretto

Rare, one of a kind fuckwit. Usually associated with homosexuality and strange indulgent activities with monkeys.

"Did you see Bretto on the news? He fucks monkeys..."

by johnny January 12, 2004

school

A place where I get my daily supply of weed and experiment with the latest designer drugs. And a place where I learn how to make drugs too.

Kid: I'm going to school, mom.
Mom: That's my boy. I'm so proud that you like school so much.

by johnny September 18, 2003

Popular girls

A-holes who wear ambracrappy every day. Said girls are blond everyday whether they are born blond or not. Stupid. They dont have any effection to anyone. Words in their vocabulary are:
"New"
"Hot"
"Fashion"
"Hot Guys"
"Clothes"

Look at the popular girls look at the hot guys and thier 'F's...

by johnny March 29, 2005