104 definitions by johnny

firm delicious

1. adj. meaning better than the best, originally used to describe eating an uncooked gas station burrito
2. the name of a band that existed between 2002-2004 in central Illinois

"Man, I saw the Quannum tour last weekend. That shit was the firm delicous!"

by johnny April 22, 2004

mooshi

the act of being a moosh, or looking like a moosh. that is, if you're a cute little girl who stands at about 5'0", then you're probably a moosh

Susan is the biggest mooshi is existence!

by johnny June 11, 2004

gollop

North-West English slang meaning to eat something and swallow with a gulp, possibly quickly.

You're such an oinker! Look at him golloping it. Why don't you eat properly?

by johnny July 3, 2006

Popular girls

A-holes who wear ambracrappy every day. Said girls are blond everyday whether they are born blond or not. Stupid. They dont have any effection to anyone. Words in their vocabulary are:
"New"
"Hot"
"Fashion"
"Hot Guys"
"Clothes"

Look at the popular girls look at the hot guys and thier 'F's...

by johnny March 29, 2005

rsh

Recessive Sperm Headache

Johnny had a rsh the other day before he met up with Sarah.

by johnny March 1, 2005

double dipped

Past tense of dipping a chip twice into dip.

from Seinfeld:
"Did you just double-dip that chip?"
"Excuse me?"
"You double-dipped the chip."
"Double-dipped? What are you talking about?"
"You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again."
"So?"
"That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. Look, from now on when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it."

by johnny December 24, 2003

academic chicken

a big cock, wearing a cap and gown

that is one academic chicken

by johnny March 16, 2005