104 definitions by johnny

entropicdecay

To be an ignorant prick, with no life.

I'm Brandon, fuck me.

by johnny July 30, 2003

eulogy

the things people say in front of people wen sumone died. u tell people the good things about a person who past away. then u start cryin wen u say it and u make everybudy who listens to it cry.

my frend past away last nite. he was a good person. he never cussed and he never did anythin to hurt anybudy. all he cud do was laf and be happy and make others happy.

by johnny March 3, 2005

a pipe

An alternative to a hole, otherwise know as ass hole, or bum hole, or anus, or shit hole.

You're such an a pipe
Stop being such an a pipe

by johnny July 23, 2003

Schlumpkin

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash

i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...

by johnny May 19, 2004

school

A place where I get my daily supply of weed and experiment with the latest designer drugs. And a place where I learn how to make drugs too.

Kid: I'm going to school, mom.
Mom: That's my boy. I'm so proud that you like school so much.

by johnny September 18, 2003

Schwicked

when countless monotonous hours are spent gazing at an online webforum, namely revscene, you try to boost your popularity by beginning to develop words that no one can understand.

guy1 - Have you met those two guys in the photo forum, azn angel and salar?!
guy2 - YEAH! they're fuckin schwicked!

by johnny March 12, 2005

Scooby crumbs

bump or line of coke

My friend Johnny spends his weekends fucking russian immigrant hookers and doing scooby crumbs.

by johnny December 15, 2003