johnny's definitions
1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.
I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.
by Johnny July 16, 2004
Get the shithouse poetmug. by johnny January 3, 2004
Get the filthy cuntmug. by Johnny May 19, 2003
Get the botmug. by johnny May 13, 2005
Get the wsimug. Nigga in censored form. Usually used on rap and hiphop radio stations by DJs and the songs they air which incessantly and repeatedly used the word nigga, like Power 106.
by Johnny February 21, 2004
Get the niyyamug. A man with a hugely famous website that deals with the important issue of nonsense. He is Persian, which says a lot about how cool he is. Like all Persians, he lives in Beverly Hills and has ties to the mafia. He's known to run over people with his Jeep who talk smack. But other than that, he is a very funny guy.
by Johnny February 25, 2004
Get the rajuabjumug. similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
by Johnny May 18, 2004
Get the Schlumpkinmug.