104 definitions by johnny

the things people say in front of people wen sumone died. u tell people the good things about a person who past away. then u start cryin wen u say it and u make everybudy who listens to it cry.
my frend past away last nite. he was a good person. he never cussed and he never did anythin to hurt anybudy. all he cud do was laf and be happy and make others happy.
by johnny March 3, 2005
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An alternative to a hole, otherwise know as ass hole, or bum hole, or anus, or shit hole.
You're such an a pipe
Stop being such an a pipe
by johnny July 23, 2003
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similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...
by johnny May 19, 2004
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A place where I get my daily supply of weed and experiment with the latest designer drugs. And a place where I learn how to make drugs too.
Kid: I'm going to school, mom.
Mom: That's my boy. I'm so proud that you like school so much.
by johnny September 18, 2003
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when countless monotonous hours are spent gazing at an online webforum, namely revscene, you try to boost your popularity by beginning to develop words that no one can understand.
guy1 - Have you met those two guys in the photo forum, azn angel and salar?!
guy2 - YEAH! they're fuckin schwicked!
by johnny March 12, 2005
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bump or line of coke
My friend Johnny spends his weekends fucking russian immigrant hookers and doing scooby crumbs.
by johnny December 15, 2003
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