pansen

this is an ultimate word which fits in every use case you'll find in that universe.

Hey you pansen!
He's a ugly pansen.
I've found some pansen at ebay.

pansen by RobiNetz October 23, 2003

paisen

Japanese slang for superior. A play on the term "senpai."
Usually used in a cutesy, playful, or casual way.

Paisen, you're so cool!

paisen by unfoldeed June 9, 2018

Passenger Brake 

The passenger brake is the nonexistant brake pedal located on the floor of the passenger (shotgun) side of the front seat of your car.

It is used instinctively by the passenger when the driver is driving insanely too fast, and the car needs to come quickly to a stop, which may not seem very possible at that particular moment.

It is sometimes used in conjunction with the OH SHIT handle by the passenger door.

Doris was using her passenger brake all the freaking way here. She's the one who made us late getting started from home by taking so long to get herself ready! I was just trying to make up some time getting through traffic...

Passenger Brake by Edward in Oil City November 20, 2007

Passenger Derby 

The game that pilots play after takeoff.

The rules:
1. Leave the seatbelt signs on for a good hour after takeoff.
2. Send the drinks trolly up and down the plane atleast three times.
3. Get one of the stewards or stewardesses to run through the people that they think have a good chance of getting to the toilet first via the pilots intercom.

4. Captian And First Officer take bets on who they think will reach the toilet first. The items on the cheese tray are generly used as stake.
5. The Captian turns off the seatbelt sign and the steward or stewardesses uses pilots intercom to commentate on the race.
6. The cheese is eaten by the winning better.

Stewards or Stewardesses: Captian, the seatbelt sign has been on for over an hour.

Captain: I know

Stewards or Stewardesses: Are we playing Passenger Derby?

Captain: Yes

Passenger Derby by Douglas Richardson February 6, 2012

Pansexual Agenda 

The secret plot of all pansexuals to take over the world, asserting ourselves as the dominant leaders.

Dave: yo are you heading to that pansexual agenda meeting later?
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination

Pansexual Agenda by Paranoia_Rising November 28, 2020

passenger of shit 

the single most best music ever

"passenger of shit kicks ass"

passenger of shit by shit wanka February 16, 2018

pansexual 

Why is every one so fucking hot

We be pansexual but we don’t fucking fuck pans

pansexual by Wet man December 26, 2019