panpiping

The act of performing fellatio on an array of phalluses arranged in height descending order

I say Barbara fancy a bit of panpiping tonight?
Sorry I'm eating a pork pie, maybe tomorrow.

by Dave Royse April 1, 2008

parental panpipes

When your elderly relatives stay and you hear a long reverberating silentish note from the bathroom.

"oh I think I can hear the magical sounds of the parental panpipes".

by twistedinferno October 9, 2023