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last minute panicees
Women in their late 20s and at the beginning of their 30s, who are single and start panicking that they will end up alone. So they desperately search for a man and hence substantially lower their utopian high quality standards in order to eventually enter into a relationship with a man to save their future.
Boy yesterday I went to this club and I met one of these last minute panicees. She was so desperately in need and I already could sense the panic that she will end up alone, that even though I was drunk as hell she gave me her number in order to see me again.
Look at her, she is throwing herself at me as if I were her last chance to eventually get pregnant. I tell you, she is panicking.
Look at her, she is throwing herself at me as if I were her last chance to eventually get pregnant. I tell you, she is panicking.
last minute panicees by Ramon1512 February 16, 2013
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