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Mike does not have very many friends because Mike Panoots.
panoots by Nigel Vlademierschky February 28, 2017
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Pagooter 

a pagooter is one who enjoys pagooting or engaging in pagooting like activies.. in dummy terms a pagooter is a lame ass
you should urban dictionary "pagooter"

you freaking pagooter, and not just any pagooter your a loser pagooter !

you should make pagooter a definition in urbandictionary
Pagooter by StonedTroll June 29, 2011

Pangolin 

A short-legged mammal covered in razor-sharp scales which can roll into a ball when it feels threatened; i.e., basically the coolest animal in the universe.
"Pangolins are like if an anteater, an armadillo, and a pine cone all had a baby together." -- an apt description
Pangolin by Prite June 21, 2009

Pangloss 

The philosopher in Voltaire's Candide. He believes "All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds." Even as he suffers horribly throughout the book, he stands by this concept. By the end of the book, though, he admits "he asserted it still, but he no longer believed it."

See also: panglossian
Bob thinks there's some good that will come out of him failing his English test. He's such a Pangloss. He can't accept it might just be bad.
Pangloss by alas poor yorick September 19, 2007

Pangolin 

Micky Mouse- You ever have sex with a Pangolin.
Randy Marsh- Wtf is a Pangolin.
(n) the mighty pango is a drink originating at Hertford College Oxford, known to be the downfall of many a strong man. The pango comes in three flavours: original, dark and green. Each consists of approximately 6-8 shots and some sort of mixer, served in a pint glass. The dark pango contains 2 shots of Bacardi, 2 shots of vodka, 2 shots of Archers, 1 shot of Jack Daniels, lime, blackcurrant, and lemonade.
(v) one may also be "pangoed," which means to drink a pango and implies that a night of drunken debauchery and revelry followed.
ex. We just finished exams- let's go get pangoed!

ex. The green pango looks interesting, but I'm always a fan of the dark pango.
pango by Hertford MCR June 15, 2008