pangan 

The ultimate penguin bent on world domination. It is not invincible, but if it dies its soul takes over the next born penguin... When it becomes angry it grows a golden afro and is capable of impeccable physical feats. Also known for its Final Flipper attack.

Pangans are allies with turtles, chickens, and fish.
The elite Pangan army will take over the world.

pangan by Major Styles December 12, 2008

Emmett Pangan

protogen

why does William keep hiding his folders?
you should ask Emmett Pangan

Emmett Pangan by darkdeception537 October 30, 2022

Sophia Marie Pangan

She can get mad at you for breathing! And also she is the angriest girl to ever live on earth.
Walk? Angry
Run? Angry
Jump? Angry
Do your daily routine? Angry
Silently read a book? Angry
Sleep? Angry
Smile? Angry
Everything you do she is angry.

Sophia Marie Pangan
Angry

Sophia Marie Pangan by sussyman September 28, 2021

Pagan Badwill 

The opposite of Christian Charity.

Pagan Badwill is perverted goodwill.

Pagan Badwill by MissPriss9 April 19, 2018

panhandle behavior 

Acting as one who lives in the “panhandle” area of a state. Specifically murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

Did you hear about Junior? He got arrested for shooting his wife in their home. Claimed it was a burglary gone wrong but it seems like classic panhandle behavior.

panhandle behavior by sarahsfunny May 17, 2018

Pangynaskeia 

a word loosely defined as “cultivating the total world of women--physical, intellectual, and moral,” was one of the names that Mary Lyon was considering before the name "Mount Holyoke" won out. In 1979, Pangynaskeia (now commonly called “Pangy Day”) debuted as a Mount Holyoke College tradition celebrating this “total world of women.”

That's totally pangynaskeia
that's totally pangy

Pangynaskeia by LiFe0nAcL0uD April 23, 2009

pangranised 

Withered, gnalred or otherwise deformed in some way.

Brian's prolonged exposure to the reactor core had left him with a severely pangranised head and upper body.

pangranised by Ming64 September 14, 2016