"Hey bro, do you know Nick?"
"Black-Nick?"
"Nah, regular Nick."
"Oh yeah, that bitch always got a chink on his dick. Fucking panda pounder needs to get his head of the rice bowl."
The sacred act of dropping a long, heavy-duty dump on work time — the kind that echoes, steams, and might legally qualify as a biohazard.
Derived from “Paddy” — short for cow pat, as in a big, steaming slab of shit — and “poundcaking”, the process of packing it in thick. Together, they form a majestic union of paid time-wasting and gastrointestinal warfare.
Boss: “Where’s Nathan?”
Worker: “He must be dropping another Paddy Poundcake. Been gone since smoko.”
When an adult, instead of socializing with colleagues on a business trip, elects to order a Family Sized meal from Panda Express and proceeds to eat for entertainment while watching local cable television. Typically paired with regional IPA’s and/or leftover La Croix from the meeting room.
Instead of going out with the Operations Tram during the regional meeting, Al decided to Pound the Panda and watch Married with Children instead.
Jill Pounded the Panda while in Boise for the Team Development Conference alone in the Hilton Downtown.
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.