pandy pounds 

Excessive weight gain caused by the pandemic

I need to get back to the gym to lose these pandy pounds

pandy pounds by beatsmeoff September 28, 2021

panda pounder 

A white man who explicitly dates/fucks asian chicks.

"Hey bro, do you know Nick?"
"Black-Nick?"
"Nah, regular Nick."
"Oh yeah, that bitch always got a chink on his dick. Fucking panda pounder needs to get his head of the rice bowl."

panda pounder by Jiggaboo Jumbalaya June 18, 2015

panty-pounding 

a firm and lengthy spanking

Barry received a panty-pounding for being such a brat.

panty-pounding by moi74 October 18, 2011

panty pounder

A person who finds a relatively large amount of enjoyment in pounding girls' panties. Another way to describe the act of humping.

Josh is such a panty pounder! All he does all day is hump girls.

panty pounder by 1DE October 2, 2009

Paddy Poundcake 

The sacred act of dropping a long, heavy-duty dump on work time — the kind that echoes, steams, and might legally qualify as a biohazard.

Derived from “Paddy” — short for cow pat, as in a big, steaming slab of shit — and “poundcaking”, the process of packing it in thick. Together, they form a majestic union of paid time-wasting and gastrointestinal warfare.

Boss: “Where’s Nathan?”
Worker: “He must be dropping another Paddy Poundcake. Been gone since smoko.”

Paddy Poundcake by The Real Detective July 30, 2025

pounding panda 

Male is panda, female is bamboo. Missionary bear hug and nibble on her neck /ear (like the leaves on a bamboo tree) pound away ... the pounding panda

Him: Whats your favorite position?
Her: The pounding panda.
Him: Mine too. Lets do it.

pounding panda by Terzouhoe April 21, 2018

Pound the Panda

When an adult, instead of socializing with colleagues on a business trip, elects to order a Family Sized meal from Panda Express and proceeds to eat for entertainment while watching local cable television. Typically paired with regional IPA’s and/or leftover La Croix from the meeting room.

Instead of going out with the Operations Tram during the regional meeting, Al decided to Pound the Panda and watch Married with Children instead.

Jill Pounded the Panda while in Boise for the Team Development Conference alone in the Hilton Downtown.

Pound the Panda by Whistle Pig May 9, 2026