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Pandeism 

A group of religions similar to pantheism, but with a deist outlook on the nature of God. Pandeists believe that God is immanent in the universe - basically that God is everything and everything is God (or gods and goddesses, depending on the particular religion). However, unlike pantheism, God is not a concious or active being, but non-personal or non-interventory.
It is different to panentheism or panendeism, which believe that even though God is immanent in the universe, he also transcends it (exists outside of it partly).
Oh ignore him, he's a pandeist - he sees the divine in a pinecone even.

I never said nature has a soul or conciousness - you need to read up on pandeism to understand.

Hinduism is not pandeistic - it's panentheistic.
Pandeism by spider_of_doom September 8, 2006
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pandeism 

the moast awesome religion that states that God set the universe into motion by becoming the universe.

universe = god
"yo, homies, you guys want to go the the unitarian sermon on campus tonite?"

"nah, G, i'm all 'Pandeism' now."

"'Pandeism?'"

"Yeah, boyeeeeee, God set it into motion, and he is what's in motion."

"man, you b the one with the emotion."
pandeism by mpg June 26, 2006
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Pandeism 

A religion invented by people who live on the internets which melds the most depressing bits of pantheism and deism, which basically says that God is dead, and we are insects feasting on His dead flesh, but at the end of time, God will rise from His death, and all that exists will be crushed into nothing, becoming mere misty water-color memories in the shadows of God's mind.
You know what, I don't have to listen to a damn thing you say because I'm into pandeism, so nothing matters to me anyway
Pandeism by J.D.G. brj May 3, 2006

pandeism 

Combining all religions into one.
Some people don't have any particular religion - they just pick the best parts of all religions and make it into one pandeism.
pandeism by J.D. Golden May 6, 2006

pandeism fish

A symbol of pandeism, in the form of a fish-shaped outline similar to the Jesus fish, but having greater significance of symbolism. The open-ended "tail" of the pandeism fish is the Creator condensing all of its energy down to a singularity so it can become our Universe. The oval "body" of the pandeism fish is our Universe, beginning from a singularity and expanding outwards over billions and billions and billions of years to reach its maximum expansion, and then returning by the same arc over billions more years to its originating point. Pandeists believe other religions have adopted fish symbols due to unconscious recognition of a greater pandeistic truth.
Hey look! That thar Jesus fish just went and got swallowed by a pandeism fish!
pandeism fish by J.D.G. brj May 19, 2010

pandeist 

One who practices pandeism, to wit, one who believes the Creator of our Universe to have in fact become our Universe and all within it, and who treats themself and all other life as aspects of such Creator.
The path of the pandeist is set with conditional pacifism; avoid violence except to meet and defeat the use of violence against one self and against the innocent.
pandeist by Tao Cha Ching September 1, 2010

pandeistic 

Having to do with Pandeism, belief in a God that became the Universe.
Calling God the author of sin demands a pandeistic understanding of the universe effectively ridding us of sin and moral law.

Following the pandeistic urge allows us all to say, ‘Thou art God!’
pandeistic by Bexzx November 1, 2007
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