mpg's definitions

pandeism

the moast awesome religion that states that God set the universe into motion by becoming the universe.

universe = god

"yo, homies, you guys want to go the the unitarian sermon on campus tonite?"

"nah, G, i'm all 'Pandeism' now."

"'Pandeism?'"

"Yeah, boyeeeeee, God set it into motion, and he is what's in motion."

"man, you b the one with the emotion."

by mpg June 26, 2006

white omarosa

like omarosa, but caucasian.

yo, you lie so much and got the white kwame kicked off, you are sooo totally the white omarosa

by MPG May 4, 2004

land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey

Los Angeles; where you can get anyhting you need, especially for your dietary neuroses.

I can't wait to get over the Cajon pass: we'll be in the land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey!

by MPG May 4, 2004

osama bling ladin

a madd iced-out tear-wrist leader with phat scrilla

yo u so iced out u look like osama bling ladin.

by MPG December 21, 2004

barrioglyphics

ghetto graffiti;

obscure scawlings on privacy fences and drainage ditches that are difficult to interpret.

Usually spray painted.

damn this fence looks all wack with all dem barrioglyphics tagged on!

by MPG May 4, 2004

white kwame

a guy who is second-placed through association with teammates with poor ethics, who happens to be caucasian.

man, I'm soooo sorry that happened to you. her actions made you the white kwame.

by MPG May 4, 2004

Lady Gagita

Drag Race TV5 first runner-up and one of MPG DELUXE's most talked-about, problematic popsters (main popgirls stanposting).
Her Ariana Grande make-up transition, like her nose contour, became meme material and made her more famous.
Among all the kweens, she's the most problematic and stupid of them all. Instead of exploiting the situation by promoting herself and using it for popularity like Kween Gaia, Leng-Leng, Doja Kakai, and Yasmine. She takes the satire posting seriously and remains the most pressed popstar.

Lady Gagita has dethroned Deigo Abonto as this week's MPG DELUXE HOT TOPIC.

CANCELLED LADY GAGITA

MPG DELUXE JAIL ERA MGA BIOT

by mpg November 22, 2021