mpg's definitions

barrioglyphics

ghetto graffiti;

obscure scawlings on privacy fences and drainage ditches that are difficult to interpret.

Usually spray painted.

damn this fence looks all wack with all dem barrioglyphics tagged on!

by MPG May 4, 2004

soapboxing

1. the new sex game, especially popular on the east coast (see soapbox)

she wanted to do a little soapboxing, and I was like, yo u got it baby!!!

by MPG May 5, 2004

blackistan

imaginary location, where neocon fantasy has created an african-islamic-terrorist trifecta that can be used to justify patriot act III

(from state of the union address 2005)

"that's why I sent our marines over to blackistan, to find osama bling ladin and bring him to justice."

(wild applause)

by MPG May 4, 2004

soapbox

1. the scrotum (slang, uncommon)

2. the case that your soap arrived in from the factory

1. yo, yo' soapbox be all shrunk!

2. please hand me the soapbox so I can begin washing, kind sir.

by MPG May 5, 2004

white omarosa

like omarosa, but caucasian.

yo, you lie so much and got the white kwame kicked off, you are sooo totally the white omarosa

by MPG May 4, 2004

white kwame

a guy who is second-placed through association with teammates with poor ethics, who happens to be caucasian.

man, I'm soooo sorry that happened to you. her actions made you the white kwame.

by MPG May 4, 2004

pandeism

the moast awesome religion that states that God set the universe into motion by becoming the universe.

universe = god

"yo, homies, you guys want to go the the unitarian sermon on campus tonite?"

"nah, G, i'm all 'Pandeism' now."

"'Pandeism?'"

"Yeah, boyeeeeee, God set it into motion, and he is what's in motion."

"man, you b the one with the emotion."

by mpg June 26, 2006