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Pamper

A word only ever used by women over the age of 40 meaning to treat or indulge oneself in beauty rituals (ie: nails, hair, spa).
"Oh hello, Christil! The girls and I just got back from a much needed pamper session! "
"Sounds lovely Cathy, but where was my invite?"
"Maybe if you weren't screwing my husband behind my back I would have invited you"
by NotAllHeroesWearCapes February 8, 2019
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When your girlfriend strains her shit into your mouth through her panties ;
My gyal asked if I wanted to be pampered; Wagwan pussyo tryna get pampered
by The pampering pope March 2, 2021
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Pamper

Pamper (verb) : to make love to a (female) significant other
You've been married for thirty years. How often do you pamper your wife these days?
by Marco Paelo February 23, 2021
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Pamper

a insanely hyperactive baby which their parents describe them as ''explosive''
Hello my Little Pamper!
by xX 44100 Xx August 21, 2021
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Pamper's Clause

He said he wasn't shown what to do,so escaped blame...He used the Pamper's Clause...
by thefullronnie August 29, 2011
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pamper slut

economicaly challenged single mom , who will perform sexual favors for a box of pampers.
I gave her a box of pamper , and then fucked that pamper slut in the bedroom while her kids watched sponge bob in the living room
by chris77 October 23, 2007
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pamper your wife

"Tell me truly, how often do you pamper your wife?"
"About once every two weeks or so."
"That often? After thirty years? Wow."
by KamalaSutra January 1, 2021
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