Pamper

A word only ever used by women over the age of 40 meaning to treat or indulge oneself in beauty rituals (ie: nails, hair, spa).

"Oh hello, Christil! The girls and I just got back from a much needed pamper session! "
"Sounds lovely Cathy, but where was my invite?"
"Maybe if you weren't screwing my husband behind my back I would have invited you"

by NotAllHeroesWearCapes February 8, 2019

pamper

When your girlfriend strains her shit into your mouth through her panties ;

My gyal asked if I wanted to be pampered; Wagwan pussyo tryna get pampered

by The pampering pope March 2, 2021

Pamper

Pamper (verb) : to make love to a (female) significant other

You've been married for thirty years. How often do you pamper your wife these days?

by Marco Paelo February 23, 2021

Pamper

a insanely hyperactive baby which their parents describe them as ''explosive''

Hello my Little Pamper!

by xX 44100 Xx August 21, 2021

Pamper's Clause

Covering your ass

He said he wasn't shown what to do,so escaped blame...He used the Pamper's Clause...

by thefullronnie August 29, 2011

pamper slut

economicaly challenged single mom , who will perform sexual favors for a box of pampers.

I gave her a box of pamper , and then fucked that pamper slut in the bedroom while her kids watched sponge bob in the living room

by chris77 October 23, 2007

pamper your wife

to have sex with your wife

"Tell me truly, how often do you pamper your wife?"
"About once every two weeks or so."
"That often? After thirty years? Wow."

by KamalaSutra January 1, 2021