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Flatulence through a prolapse.
Mike does not have very many friends because Mike Panoots.
panoots by Nigel Vlademierschky February 28, 2017
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Pafoozda is moisture in food, but not just water moisture. The beauty of liquid food or drinks is they're almost all pafoozda, but it can be a downside in some non-liquid foods.
Cheese has varying amount of pafoozda, cheese in dry cheese snacks has none at all. In the case of cheese,the moisture is from milk whey. Raisins have a lot less pafoozda than grapes.
pafoozda by kbux July 8, 2011
word used to describe ejaculation.
best used when describing ejaculation/ watching porn discreetly
Nathan palooshed yesterday
Jim will paloosh later today in front of his mother in law
(n) A hot guy with a super cute smile. In prophecies, pambo is a guy who is destined to be your soulmate.
I think I just found my pambo.
Pambo by Dr. Hockfield October 23, 2018

Pagooter 

a pagooter is one who enjoys pagooting or engaging in pagooting like activies.. in dummy terms a pagooter is a lame ass
you should urban dictionary "pagooter"

you freaking pagooter, and not just any pagooter your a loser pagooter !

you should make pagooter a definition in urbandictionary
Pagooter by StonedTroll June 29, 2011

paloozer 

A paloozer is a pathetic loser. Use this in circumstances when the word loser just doesn't cut it. A paloozer is the mother of all losers.
Seriously dude, you are the biggest paloozer ever!
paloozer by akyr May 16, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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