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The Pablum Post 

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Observations of a world gone wrong and where the humorless are banned.
Did the boss leave yet? I need some The Pablum Post time with my computer.

For folks that enjoy butts, balls, booze, boys, and things that go BOOM!
The Pablum Post by Your Names Here February 14, 2012

jesse palmer 

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<noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."
jesse palmer by Mississippi Mudflap September 19, 2013

keke palmer

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excuse me maam not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take this post down. that is my sister who was killed by a metra train. and it this post is very disrespectful. idk who u are or if u even know her but i need you to take this down please.
baby this is keke palmer

have a good day
keke palmer by imtherat November 8, 2020

palm oyster 

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The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.

Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.

A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.
I was jerking off but didn't have any tissues so I had to eat a palm oyster.

"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"

- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"

"Yeah man, slurped it all up"
palm oyster by xpalmxoilx May 8, 2017

Palmering 

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Palmering (as in Jesse Palmer of ABC/ESPN and the Bachelor) - (verb) 1. The act of repeatedly disrespecting a team, coaching staff, and entire fan-base with blatantly biased statements over an event which happened "just two years ago"; 2. Simultaneously, inexcusably losing respect from peers, colleagues, and strangers alike. 3. Acting like a total douche-bag. 4. Over use of the word Clemsoning

Jesse Palmer is an ABC/ESPN sports analyst and former contestant on the Bachelor. He constantly brings up the term Clemsoning even though Clemson's football team hasn't "pulled a Clemson" in years.
"Quit your Palmering, Clemson has beaten four top 25 SEC teams in the last two years; I don't see them Clemsoning ever again. This is a different Clemson football team."
Palmering by LowcountryEP September 20, 2013

Clive Palmer 

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Clive Palmer is a Fatty McFuckhead!” - Many prominent Australian icons.
Clive Palmer by big gay me September 28, 2019
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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