palsef
"shut your mouth palsef"
palsef by guy mann-dude August 19, 2008
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pølsefest
Pølsefest is the most awesome thing you can do. It involves "pølse" and "fest". "Pølse" (translated from Danish) means sausage and "fest" means party. So it's basically just a sausage party. "Pølsefest" is an only men's party, but it is not gay or perverted. "Pølsefest" is amazing, and just so you know, you suck if you won't attend your friends "Pølsefest".
"Man, I can't wait for that pølsefest"
"Wow man, me neither"
"Why didn't you come to Jonathan's pølsefest?"
"I was playing CS:GO at home with Ni-"
"You suck! Jonathan is really good at making pølsefester. It was the best pølsefest I've ever been to!"
Boy 1: "Fuck man, we gotta make another pølsefest next weekend, dude!"
Boy 2: "OH YEAH! Let's invite Jonas, Mikkel and Oliver too! It's gonna be so awesome!!"
Girl: "Sounds like fun! Can I join too?"
Boy 1: "Men's only."
"Wow man, me neither"
"Why didn't you come to Jonathan's pølsefest?"
"I was playing CS:GO at home with Ni-"
"You suck! Jonathan is really good at making pølsefester. It was the best pølsefest I've ever been to!"
Boy 1: "Fuck man, we gotta make another pølsefest next weekend, dude!"
Boy 2: "OH YEAH! Let's invite Jonas, Mikkel and Oliver too! It's gonna be so awesome!!"
Girl: "Sounds like fun! Can I join too?"
Boy 1: "Men's only."
pølsefest by xX360NoScoper420BlazeItM8Xx October 24, 2016
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paleface
paleface by Kelsey Courtney December 18, 2005
Pasefika
pølsefest
Pølsefest is the most awesome thing you can do. It involves "pølse" and "fest". "Pølse" (translated from Danish) means sausage and "fest" means party. So it's basically just a sausage party. "Pølsefest" is an only men's party, but it is not gay or perverted. "Pølsefest" is amazing, and just so you know, you suck if you won't attend your friends "Pølsefest".
"Man, I can't wait for that pølsefest"
"Wow man, me neither"
"Why didn't you come to Jonathan's pølsefest?"
"I was playing CS:GO at home with Ni-"
"You suck! Jonathan is really good at making pølsefester. It was the best pølsefest I've ever been to!"
Boy 1: "Fuck man, we gotta make another pølsefest next weekend, dude!"
Boy 2: "OH YEAH! Let's invite Jonas, Mikkel and Oliver too! It's gonna be so awesome!!"
Girl: "Sounds like fun! Can I join too?"
Boy 1: "Men's only."
"Wow man, me neither"
"Why didn't you come to Jonathan's pølsefest?"
"I was playing CS:GO at home with Ni-"
"You suck! Jonathan is really good at making pølsefester. It was the best pølsefest I've ever been to!"
Boy 1: "Fuck man, we gotta make another pølsefest next weekend, dude!"
Boy 2: "OH YEAH! Let's invite Jonas, Mikkel and Oliver too! It's gonna be so awesome!!"
Girl: "Sounds like fun! Can I join too?"
Boy 1: "Men's only."
pølsefest by xX360NoScoper420BlazeItM8Xx October 26, 2016
Tawana Palsey
An insult used in Charlie Brown Easter (go on youtube)
Someone who is retarded, stupid, simplistic, or slow
Someone who is retarded, stupid, simplistic, or slow
Tawana Palsey by lkabjsroiajwe89hua3jyijtitty November 13, 2007
Palse
"stop being such a palse and go talk to that girl"
"Quit palsing out and do the dam thing"
"Put your money where your palse is"
"Palse boy"
Vagina Pussy Cunt
"Quit palsing out and do the dam thing"
"Put your money where your palse is"
"Palse boy"
Vagina Pussy Cunt
Palse by Skyvodkaaa December 29, 2009
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