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the ultimate insult. a combination of brosef and pal. there is no known comeback to this insult.
"shut your mouth palsef"
palsef by guy mann-dude August 19, 2008
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pølsefest

Pølsefest is the most awesome thing you can do. It involves "pølse" and "fest". "Pølse" (translated from Danish) means sausage and "fest" means party. So it's basically just a sausage party. "Pølsefest" is an only men's party, but it is not gay or perverted. "Pølsefest" is amazing, and just so you know, you suck if you won't attend your friends "Pølsefest".
"Man, I can't wait for that pølsefest"
"Wow man, me neither"

"Why didn't you come to Jonathan's pølsefest?"
"I was playing CS:GO at home with Ni-"
"You suck! Jonathan is really good at making pølsefester. It was the best pølsefest I've ever been to!"

Boy 1: "Fuck man, we gotta make another pølsefest next weekend, dude!"
Boy 2: "OH YEAH! Let's invite Jonas, Mikkel and Oliver too! It's gonna be so awesome!!"
Girl: "Sounds like fun! Can I join too?"
Boy 1: "Men's only."
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paleface 

A common term used by native Americans to classify white people.
That paleface just gave me this nice blanket.
paleface by Kelsey Courtney December 18, 2005
Samoan transliteration of the work Pacific. Other Polynesian languages use the Pasifika.
New Zealand has a large Pasefika community.
Pasefika by FreshyNZ March 6, 2009

pølsefest

Pølsefest is the most awesome thing you can do. It involves "pølse" and "fest". "Pølse" (translated from Danish) means sausage and "fest" means party. So it's basically just a sausage party. "Pølsefest" is an only men's party, but it is not gay or perverted. "Pølsefest" is amazing, and just so you know, you suck if you won't attend your friends "Pølsefest".
"Man, I can't wait for that pølsefest"
"Wow man, me neither"

"Why didn't you come to Jonathan's pølsefest?"
"I was playing CS:GO at home with Ni-"
"You suck! Jonathan is really good at making pølsefester. It was the best pølsefest I've ever been to!"

Boy 1: "Fuck man, we gotta make another pølsefest next weekend, dude!"
Boy 2: "OH YEAH! Let's invite Jonas, Mikkel and Oliver too! It's gonna be so awesome!!"
Girl: "Sounds like fun! Can I join too?"
Boy 1: "Men's only."

Tawana Palsey

An insult used in Charlie Brown Easter (go on youtube)

Someone who is retarded, stupid, simplistic, or slow
"Now ,lookie here Tawana Palsey..."

"Wow you are so stupid, you're like a Tawana Palsey"
Vagina; Pussy; Used to describe a cowardly man. Or to Diss someone.
"stop being such a palse and go talk to that girl"

"Quit palsing out and do the dam thing"

"Put your money where your palse is"

"Palse boy"

Vagina Pussy Cunt
Palse by Skyvodkaaa December 29, 2009
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