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pølsefest

Pølsefest is the most awesome thing you can do. It involves "pølse" and "fest". "Pølse" (translated from Danish) means sausage and "fest" means party. So it's basically just a sausage party. "Pølsefest" is an only men's party, but it is not gay or perverted. "Pølsefest" is amazing, and just so you know, you suck if you won't attend your friends "Pølsefest".
"Man, I can't wait for that pølsefest"
"Wow man, me neither"

"Why didn't you come to Jonathan's pølsefest?"
"I was playing CS:GO at home with Ni-"
"You suck! Jonathan is really good at making pølsefester. It was the best pølsefest I've ever been to!"

Boy 1: "Fuck man, we gotta make another pølsefest next weekend, dude!"
Boy 2: "OH YEAH! Let's invite Jonas, Mikkel and Oliver too! It's gonna be so awesome!!"
Girl: "Sounds like fun! Can I join too?"
Boy 1: "Men's only."
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paleface 

A common term used by native Americans to classify white people.
That paleface just gave me this nice blanket.
paleface by Kelsey Courtney December 18, 2005
Samoan transliteration of the work Pacific. Other Polynesian languages use the Pasifika.
New Zealand has a large Pasefika community.
Pasefika by FreshyNZ March 6, 2009

pølsefest

Pølsefest is the most awesome thing you can do. It involves "pølse" and "fest". "Pølse" (translated from Danish) means sausage and "fest" means party. So it's basically just a sausage party. "Pølsefest" is an only men's party, but it is not gay or perverted. "Pølsefest" is amazing, and just so you know, you suck if you won't attend your friends "Pølsefest".
"Man, I can't wait for that pølsefest"
"Wow man, me neither"

"Why didn't you come to Jonathan's pølsefest?"
"I was playing CS:GO at home with Ni-"
"You suck! Jonathan is really good at making pølsefester. It was the best pølsefest I've ever been to!"

Boy 1: "Fuck man, we gotta make another pølsefest next weekend, dude!"
Boy 2: "OH YEAH! Let's invite Jonas, Mikkel and Oliver too! It's gonna be so awesome!!"
Girl: "Sounds like fun! Can I join too?"
Boy 1: "Men's only."

Tawana Palsey

An insult used in Charlie Brown Easter (go on youtube)

Someone who is retarded, stupid, simplistic, or slow
"Now ,lookie here Tawana Palsey..."

"Wow you are so stupid, you're like a Tawana Palsey"
Vagina; Pussy; Used to describe a cowardly man. Or to Diss someone.
"stop being such a palse and go talk to that girl"

"Quit palsing out and do the dam thing"

"Put your money where your palse is"

"Palse boy"

Vagina Pussy Cunt
Palse by Skyvodkaaa December 29, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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