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paleophotons 

english word - noun
etymology: paleo- + photon (words derived from Ancient Greek: paleos + phos + -ios)
definition: The cosmic microwave background or CMB, the oldest photons able to travel freely in the Universe after "recombination".
# Paleophotons are omnidirectional relics of the "recombination era".
# Via triangulation of the patterns of paleophotons, we now know the Universe is probabilistically infinite. It means it is infinite, but if one travels beyond some virtual sphere, the probability of him /her returning to the initial region of his journey, approaches zero, because far away objects become probabilistic, thus an infinite variation could now exist, and after some distance it is certain that his/her home, is no longer an actual option for her.
paleophotons by Quantomechanician October 13, 2015
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“All skin folks ain’t kin folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” 

“All skin folks ain’t kin folks ; and, all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” — in an era of history where DEMOCACY ITSELF is endangered world wide, we would all be well served to realize: “All skin folks ain’t king folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”

The only possibility for saving Democracy is coalition building across racial, gender, religious, economic, and political lines with the conscious intention of saving Democracy so that we all can fight about it later.

The danger of being TRIBAL in a GLOBAL world is the possibility of Global Thermonuclear Annihilation — an Existential Vampire that has found a way to gather its ashes; reattach its severed head; remove the stake from its heart; and anoint these remains with the blood of the Ukrainian People — who are currently fighting a proxy war for our freedom.

We can all be a little bigger; or we can all be cinders scattered on a cinder. If we can’t fight the raging fires caused by climate change and the environmental damage of the earth 🌍; then I’m pretty sure we don’t have a solution for the fires caused by tactical nuclear weapons.

“All skin folks ain’t kin folks; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”
Youngin, you better listen to this old man and learn; you can’t fight every battle by yourself: “All skin folks ain’t kin folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” We all need each other; and we all need allies.

paleoanthropometrician 

A social scientist specializing in the branch of anthropology which focusses on the study of human height in the past.
A paleoanthropometrician contends that in ancient Eurelia the women's mean height was significantly greater than the men's mean height.
paleoanthropometrician by j-bok February 20, 2008
Japanese slang for superior. A play on the term "senpai."
Usually used in a cutesy, playful, or casual way.
Paisen, you're so cool!
paisen by unfoldeed June 9, 2018
A die hard Tupac fan and worshipper. A would be groupie (mostly males) if the rapper was still around. Someone (typically very emotional) who view Tupac as a godlike idol that no one should ever talk bad about. Typical pacsexuals get really offended if you say something bad about him and they usually defend Tupac's past actions no matter what.
John: if pac was alive no other rapper could not touch the surface of his greatness.
Rob: there's a lot of great rappers that never got their chance to shine, 2pac gets too much credit.
John: yo shut the fuck up!!! 2pac is the greatest how dare you try to discredit this legend!!! He's the black Jesus of rap!!!!
Rob: you're such a pacsexual calm down!
pacsexual by Infamous Anonymous December 14, 2018

Pale Thunder 

An extremely pale skinned man. Tall and lanky. Frail looking. Possibly anemic. Always making smart-assed comments. Participates in the drama club. Gets way to into gym class. So because of these traits, he has been labelled with a cool nickname that does not match up with his nerdy personality.
Jon: Did you hear that Willuar Cornman fell off the stage at the play rehersal and sprained his ankle?

Tom: Who?

Jon: You know. Pale Thunder

Tom: Oooh ok. Of course leave it to Pale Thunder.
Pale Thunder by Jon P (korean popstar) September 28, 2013
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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