Palimony

An allowance for support made under court order and given usually by one person to his or her former lover or live-in companion after they have separated. You don't need a ring on your finger to get half ladies.

If he liked it then he should have put a ring on it but, he didn't. Now I'm suing his ass for palimony.

Palimony by LolaLover619 December 30, 2009

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PALimony

A monthly bribe dat you hafta pay a shamelessly-opportunistic techno-geek for him to let you use his special universal-playback VCR to watch your UK-formatted VHS videotapes.

I always make standard NTSC-formatted DVD copies of foreign-encoded videotapes so that I can keep my PALimony payments to a minimum.

PALimony by QuacksO April 20, 2019

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Palimony • parimony

parimony

Monthly installment of funds from parents to offspring after moving out.

Hey man, I'm coming over to your house to eat...I'm still waiting for my parimony check.

parimony by Stephen May 14, 2003

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parimony

The above time 2

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parimony by Sabian June 3, 2004

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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