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Palesa
the most beautiful, amazing, courageous, and outgoing person you will ever meet. She is confident in everything she doe and is a total nerd. Smart but fun, also one of the most brutally honest people on earth but makes many friends. She is very caring and doesn't want anything bad happening to her friends. She doesn't really care about what people say about her she does wtf she wants to do whenever she wants to. She might be shy in the beginning but wait for her wild side. She loves the word "lol".
Palesa
Palesa is a flower and like a flower, she flourishes. She’s a beautiful, strong, intelligent girl who pushes away anything that is detrimental to her well-being. She’s extremely loving & caring.
palesa
palesa by Desire Nickole April 1, 2010
paleoanthropometrician
A social scientist specializing in the branch of anthropology which focusses on the study of human height in the past.
A paleoanthropometrician contends that in ancient Eurelia the women's mean height was significantly greater than the men's mean height.
paleoanthropometrician by j-bok February 20, 2008
Palentine's Day
February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.
Palentine's Day by librarianmike February 12, 2013
Palesa
A bad bitch, caring, loving, extremely self aware and confident. She cares a lot about the people she loves. She is a hard nut to crack once you meet her or if she barely knows you. But once she gets used to you. Her love, support, Craziness are absolutely unconditional. She's very straight forward and doesn't take disrespect lightly. But her love is felt from afar and she has an extremely warm and kind heart once she lets you in. They are always there for the people they care about and will always be there for you 100%! They are fun to be around and the life of party.
Palesa by Thebaddestbitchpp November 24, 2021
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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