Pair Of Socks 

To have ones feet covered with semen, to look like a pair of socks. "The Pair Of Socks"

Joe1: Im forever pulling out
Joe2: Did you give her a "Pair Of Socks"?
Joe1: Yeah, The way the semen hit her right foot it sort of looked like a pair of nike socks with the swoosh.

Pair Of Socks by J3ST3RzDead November 8, 2011

Throwing out a new pair of socks 

Doing something stupid

When someone does something stupid and someone else says 'throwing out a new pair of socks there pal'

Throwing out a new pair of socks by Robert Skudlarek August 12, 2017

Hot pair of socks 

Used to describe an extremely hot day.

It’s a hot pair of socks today!

Hot pair of socks by KatGov October 8, 2025

Pair Of Pink Socks 

When you and your partner prolapse both of your anuses and you shove your prolapsed ass into your partners gaped prolapse.

Last night me and my buddy Daniel made a pair of pink socks but the suction caused us to empty our bowels all over the floor.

Pair Of Pink Socks by Jean_Kirk March 11, 2019