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Philbate 

The act of intentionally skipping out on social events for the purpose of vigorous masturbation.
Phil, want to go eat?" "No, I'm busy." *fap fap fap* "Oh, it must be time to Philbate.
Philbate by dydx November 7, 2010
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palbatross 

A friend(pal) who's burden(albatross) outweighs the benefits of their friendship.
A palbatross is someone who comes over and drinks your beer (but never brings any), keeps you up all night talking about their problems (but never listens to yours), or can never return a ride to the airport (despite you giving them dozens.) You wonder why they are even your friend?
palbatross by richard bullard barnes February 21, 2014

pilbatross 

A new breed of animal born by a female pig, and a male Albatross.
My friend Steve is a pilbatross.
pilbatross by Dr. Faknam October 8, 2003

pailmate 

Variant of a "palemate" or "morail" where sexual intercourse is frequent. On a lower level, it would be a "friend with benefits" for a human.
- I'm so confused. I feel really sexually atracted to my "morail", but I cannot possibly see them as a "matesprit" or a "kismesis"!

- Ah, you might want to be pailmates.
pailmate by Allyster Raven May 10, 2016