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Philbate 

The act of intentionally skipping out on social events for the purpose of vigorous masturbation.
Phil, want to go eat?" "No, I'm busy." *fap fap fap* "Oh, it must be time to Philbate.
Philbate by dydx November 7, 2010
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palbatross 

A friend(pal) who's burden(albatross) outweighs the benefits of their friendship.
A palbatross is someone who comes over and drinks your beer (but never brings any), keeps you up all night talking about their problems (but never listens to yours), or can never return a ride to the airport (despite you giving them dozens.) You wonder why they are even your friend?
palbatross by richard bullard barnes February 21, 2014

pilbatross 

A new breed of animal born by a female pig, and a male Albatross.
My friend Steve is a pilbatross.
pilbatross by Dr. Faknam October 8, 2003

pailmate 

Variant of a "palemate" or "morail" where sexual intercourse is frequent. On a lower level, it would be a "friend with benefits" for a human.
- I'm so confused. I feel really sexually atracted to my "morail", but I cannot possibly see them as a "matesprit" or a "kismesis"!

- Ah, you might want to be pailmates.
pailmate by Allyster Raven May 10, 2016

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026