pailbat

The Pailbat is one of the weapons that the Gropagas are most often instructed to use to capture runaway prisoners. It is basically a bat with a bucket attached at the top end of it with the the handle of the bucket linked at the bat.

IT BEGINS

All who refuse to hail Inglip shall be beaten with this pailbat!

by LIMA JULIET April 3, 2011

Philbate

The act of intentionally skipping out on social events for the purpose of vigorous masturbation.

Phil, want to go eat?" "No, I'm busy." *fap fap fap* "Oh, it must be time to Philbate.

by dydx November 7, 2010

palbatross

A friend(pal) who's burden(albatross) outweighs the benefits of their friendship.

A palbatross is someone who comes over and drinks your beer (but never brings any), keeps you up all night talking about their problems (but never listens to yours), or can never return a ride to the airport (despite you giving them dozens.) You wonder why they are even your friend?

by richard bullard barnes February 21, 2014

pilbatross

A new breed of animal born by a female pig, and a male Albatross.

My friend Steve is a pilbatross.

by Dr. Faknam October 8, 2003

pailmate

Variant of a "palemate" or "morail" where sexual intercourse is frequent. On a lower level, it would be a "friend with benefits" for a human.

- I'm so confused. I feel really sexually atracted to my "morail", but I cannot possibly see them as a "matesprit" or a "kismesis"!

- Ah, you might want to be pailmates.

by Allyster Raven May 10, 2016