pilbatross

A new breed of animal born by a female pig, and a male Albatross.

My friend Steve is a pilbatross.

by Dr. Faknam October 8, 2003

palbatross

A friend(pal) who's burden(albatross) outweighs the benefits of their friendship.

A palbatross is someone who comes over and drinks your beer (but never brings any), keeps you up all night talking about their problems (but never listens to yours), or can never return a ride to the airport (despite you giving them dozens.) You wonder why they are even your friend?

by richard bullard barnes February 21, 2014