Paenis

A different way to spell the word penis

"Hey randy give me that paenis"

by Robert Krista May 9, 2008

Paenis

A comedic spelling of the word "penis."

do u wanna see mah paenis bb

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

paenis

the space between fat rolls on morbidly obese people. (perfect for holding sandwiches or snacks that may have dropped in a feeding frenzy for later.)

"damn. there was a whole sandwich in that paenis." those morbidly obese kids who are always on maury povich could probably feed a 3rd world village with all of the droppings that collect in their paenis.

by daaaaag July 7, 2004

Paenis

^ This person is the biggest retard to walk the planet

Paenis is not a word, chopstick-lover is the worst racial slur ever. It's not even creative.

by Gilman Chatsworth November 26, 2003

Regnfrakk på Pænis

That word is the most superior word for Condom in the norwegian language.

Girl: you brought a condom?

Boy: i got the Regnfrakk på Pænis!

Girl: AH~ you make me so horny!!!

by TheUnknownTrap April 28, 2021

Guacamole nigga penis

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

by JR32 October 14, 2020