Packcrastinator

the act of waiting until the last possible second to actually pack when leaving for a business trip, vacation or moving. Even though everyday for weeks you say you don't plan to go out because you need to pack, and you end up showing up anyway.

Lauren: I can't go out tonight because I HAVE to pack my stuff for my trip to Hawaii...
Joe: You can always pack tomorrow.
Lauren: No I need to get it done now.

-Later that Evening-

Joe: What are you doing here? I thought it you HAD to pack tonight.
Lauren: What can I say, I'm a packcrastinator.

Packcrastinator by bb_18 June 11, 2013

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packcrastination

Doing anything and everything possible to avoid packing for an impending trip, probably until a few hours before you leave.

Pat: Hey Carmen, have you packed for your trip to England you leave for tomorrow?

Carmen: No, however I have re-defined packcrastination... I've waxed my knuckles AND broken my "time wasted staring at Facebook" record!

packcrastination by carmenel March 8, 2014

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Packcrastination

Procrastinating packing luggage until the day before, or quite possibly the day of your trip.

I should be packing but here’s packcrastination at its finest

Packcrastination by CTHTX February 1, 2026

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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